Monkisms : Mr. Monk and the Blackout

Monkisms for episode Mr. Monk and the Blackout:

When the city is overrun by a string of unexplained blackouts, it's up to Monk to keep the "City by the Bay" out of the darkness.

Michelle Rivas: If I didn't have cooties, I'd kiss you right now.
Monk: If you didn't have cooties I'd let you.

Sharona: Are you excited?
Monk: Yes, I am. If by "excited" you mean petrified and full of regret.

Sharona: I'm goin' ta Hell. I'm a horrible person.
Monk: Why?
Sharona: I just told that woman, Michelle, that there was nothing wrong with you.
Monk: She should've asked me.

Monk: Were you born Caesarean?
Michelle Rivas: No.
Monk: I was born naturally but I was raised Caesarean.

Monk: That used to be my nickname, Mr. Punctuality.
Michelle Rivas: In college?
Monk: Kindergarten.

Monk: (using megaphone) You know, Ralph Nader uses the wipes.

Michelle Rivas: I'm a big fan of yours.
Monk: I think you may be mistaking me, for anybody else.

Monk: Lieutenant, these are night vision goggles. Turn the lights back off! I have the advantage. Turn'em off!
Disher: Yeah. We could do that or we could just arrest him.

Monk: I can't find my night vision goggles. There is a fatal flaw in the night vision goggle-plan.

Monk: (repeatedly pressing elevator button) Lobby... lobby... lobby... lobby...
Passenger: Sir, there's no power. It's not going to move.
Monk: You're probably right. Lobby... lobby... lobby...

Benjy: (about Willie Nelson's harmonica) Do you still have it?
Monk: No, I threw it out. Mr. Nelson had put his mouth on it.

Monk: It's an asymmetrical shape, a disturbing asymmetrical shape... Am I close?
Benjy: No.

Sharona: It's that new game, Doodle Fever.
Monk: Oh, good. I love games.

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Home Monkisms Forums Quote Of The Day Buy Monk on DVD Contribute Other Isms Links Total Isms in the database: 1128	Monkisms for episode Mr. Monk and the Blackout: When the city is overrun by a string of unexplained blackouts, it's up to Monk to keep the "City by the Bay" out of the darkness. Michelle Rivas: If I didn't have cooties, I'd kiss you right now. Monk: If you didn't have cooties I'd let you. Sharona: Are you excited? Monk: Yes, I am. If by "excited" you mean petrified and full of regret. Sharona: I'm goin' ta Hell. I'm a horrible person. Monk: Why? Sharona: I just told that woman, Michelle, that there was nothing wrong with you. Monk: She should've asked me. Monk: Were you born Caesarean? Michelle Rivas: No. Monk: I was born naturally but I was raised Caesarean. Monk: That used to be my nickname, Mr. Punctuality. Michelle Rivas: In college? Monk: Kindergarten. Monk: (using megaphone) You know, Ralph Nader uses the wipes. Michelle Rivas: I'm a big fan of yours. Monk: I think you may be mistaking me, for anybody else. Monk: Lieutenant, these are night vision goggles. Turn the lights back off! I have the advantage. Turn'em off! Disher: Yeah. We could do that or we could just arrest him. Monk: I can't find my night vision goggles. There is a fatal flaw in the night vision goggle-plan. Monk: (repeatedly pressing elevator button) Lobby... lobby... lobby... lobby... Passenger: Sir, there's no power. It's not going to move. Monk: You're probably right. Lobby... lobby... lobby... Benjy: (about Willie Nelson's harmonica) Do you still have it? Monk: No, I threw it out. Mr. Nelson had put his mouth on it. Monk: It's an asymmetrical shape, a disturbing asymmetrical shape... Am I close? Benjy: No. Sharona: It's that new game, Doodle Fever. Monk: Oh, good. I love games. Notice something that's missing from this episode? Add It Is there an error that we overlooked? Suggest a Correction
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