Monkisms : Mr. Monk and the Three Pies

Monkisms for episode Mr. Monk and the Three Pies:

What could possibly make a cherry pie worth killing for? Monk finds out, with a little help from his long-lost brother Ambrose.

Player: Do you want to rub my lucky troll? It's good luck.
Monk: Uh, no, thank you.
Player: Go ahead. Rub the troll.
Monk: No thank you. Uh, I've been rubbing trolls all day.

Monk: This is my assistant, Sharona.
Ambrose: Hello, we spoke on the phone.
Monk: Oh, so you can dial a telephone! I was worried. I thought you might be paralyzed, or something.
Ambrose: I wasn't paralyzed.
Monk: I was being sarcastic.
Ambrose: You were being sardonic. Sarcasm is a comtemptuous ironic statement. You were being mockingly derisive. That's sardonic.

Sharona: When was the last time you spoke to him?
Monk: Four years ago. Maybe five.
Sharona: Was it four or five?
Monk: Six. (Pause.) Seven.

Ambrose: I love you.
Monk: Don't you say that. Don't you say that to me. I may be no expert, but I know when people love each other, truly care for each other, they don't go seven years without calling. Especially when I needed you most. After Trudy.

Sharona: You play bingo?
Monk: No. Is it fun?
Sharona: It's a lot of fun. You're gonna hate it.

Monk: Ambrose can speak seven languages.
Ambrose: Seven and a half. I'm teaching myself Mandarin.
Monk: Oh, that'll come in handy.

Monk: I'm not setting foot in that house again. I have my own problems.
Sharona: I never noticed.
Monk: Now you're being sardonic.

Sharona: Looks like you've got a new partner.
Monk: Yeah, for any crime committed within thirty feet of his property.

Monk: Can't you go faster?
Sharona: Faster? Oh, my God. You must be really worried.

Sharona: You just wanted to fit in with the other kids?
Monk: No... Yes.
Sharona: Wow. This is the saddest room I've ever seen.

Sharona: And the Forty Niners?
Monk: Oh, yeah. They were a great band.
Sharona: They were a football team.

Monk: (about Ambrose) He has issues.

Ambrose: Why aren't you out there looking for him [their estranged father]?
Monk: Because I'm afraid I might find him.

Sharona: Where are your [bingo] markers?
Monk: I don't need them.

Pat Van Ranken: He [Ambrose] hasn't come out of the house in what, twenty years?
Monk: Thirty-two.

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Home Monkisms Forums Quote Of The Day Buy Monk on DVD Contribute Other Isms Links Total Isms in the database: 1140	Monkisms for episode Mr. Monk and the Three Pies: What could possibly make a cherry pie worth killing for? Monk finds out, with a little help from his long-lost brother Ambrose. Player: Do you want to rub my lucky troll? It's good luck. Monk: Uh, no, thank you. Player: Go ahead. Rub the troll. Monk: No thank you. Uh, I've been rubbing trolls all day. Monk: This is my assistant, Sharona. Ambrose: Hello, we spoke on the phone. Monk: Oh, so you can dial a telephone! I was worried. I thought you might be paralyzed, or something. Ambrose: I wasn't paralyzed. Monk: I was being sarcastic. Ambrose: You were being sardonic. Sarcasm is a comtemptuous ironic statement. You were being mockingly derisive. That's sardonic. Sharona: When was the last time you spoke to him? Monk: Four years ago. Maybe five. Sharona: Was it four or five? Monk: Six. (Pause.) Seven. Ambrose: I love you. Monk: Don't you say that. Don't you say that to me. I may be no expert, but I know when people love each other, truly care for each other, they don't go seven years without calling. Especially when I needed you most. After Trudy. Sharona: You play bingo? Monk: No. Is it fun? Sharona: It's a lot of fun. You're gonna hate it. Monk: Ambrose can speak seven languages. Ambrose: Seven and a half. I'm teaching myself Mandarin. Monk: Oh, that'll come in handy. Monk: I'm not setting foot in that house again. I have my own problems. Sharona: I never noticed. Monk: Now you're being sardonic. Sharona: Looks like you've got a new partner. Monk: Yeah, for any crime committed within thirty feet of his property. Monk: Can't you go faster? Sharona: Faster? Oh, my God. You must be really worried. Sharona: You just wanted to fit in with the other kids? Monk: No... Yes. Sharona: Wow. This is the saddest room I've ever seen. Sharona: And the Forty Niners? Monk: Oh, yeah. They were a great band. Sharona: They were a football team. Monk: (about Ambrose) He has issues. Ambrose: Why aren't you out there looking for him [their estranged father]? Monk: Because I'm afraid I might find him. Sharona: Where are your [bingo] markers? Monk: I don't need them. Pat Van Ranken: He [Ambrose] hasn't come out of the house in what, twenty years? Monk: Thirty-two. Notice something that's missing from this episode? Add It Is there an error that we overlooked? Suggest a Correction
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