Monkisms : Mr. Monk and the Sleeping Suspect

Monkisms for episode Mr. Monk and the Sleeping Suspect:

Monk is convinced he knows who is behind a recent string of mail bombs that have been exploding around San Francisco. The only problem is his primary suspect... is in a coma.

Monk: (hiding on the kitchen floor) Are they gone?
Sharona: No. What are you doing?
Monk: Playing a game.
Sharona: What game?
Monk: It's called... it's called "Are they gone?"

Monk: (as Sharona waits for him to defuse a bomb) You'll never have this much fun in New Jersey.

Mailman: The U.S. Post Office unwittingly becomes the messenger of evil. Who'da thunk it?
Monk: Well put, Tamil.

Monk: How about a card shuffler? It says "fun for all ages." I know [Benjy] likes fun. He mentioned it once.

Monk: Don't use that bathroom! It's a mess!

Monk: Did you see the ketchup bottles?
Stottlemeyer: Yeah, I did.
Monk: Pretty weird, huh?

Monk: Why were you chasing him?
Stottlemeyer: Because he was running. If he ever wakes up, we'll ask him.

Monk: Sigmund Freud never took a vacation.
Sharona: Sigmund Freud never met you.

Sharona: Cut the red one!
Monk: You said the blue one!
Ricky: Three seconds!
Sharona: Adrian, cut one!
Monk: I'll cut them both.

Monk: Don't move. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
Sharona: Will you stop saying "okay" and do something?
Monk: Okay.

Stottlemeyer: If you were to tell me that Howdy Doody was behind this, it would make more sense.
Monk: Howdy Doody? Why would Howdy Doody be sending people mail bombs? Wasn't he a puppet?

Monk: (staring at a dozen ketchup bottles glued to a ceiling) Here's something you don't see every day.

Sharona: The coma guy? He woke up?
Monk: No.
Sharona: But you were talking to him?
Monk: He's a good listener.

Stottlemeyer: I have known fifteen thousand criminals in my lifetime. Here's what they all have in common. (Yells.) They're conscious!
Monk: Nonetheless...
Stottlemeyer: Is your shrink coming back soon?

Stottlemeyer: Brian built the bomb. And then Brian mailed the bomb. By himself. While he was in a coma.
Monk: You've got to admit, it's a pretty good alibi. It's rock solid.

Monk: Nice house.
Stottlemeyer: It was a lot nicer two hours ago.

Dr. Kroger: I'll be in Costa Rica.
Monk: Costa Rica? I've never been to Costa Rica.
Dr. Kroger: No, Adrian. You're not going. It's a vacation.

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Home Monkisms Forums Quote Of The Day Buy Monk on DVD Contribute Other Isms Links Total Isms in the database: 1140	Monkisms for episode Mr. Monk and the Sleeping Suspect: Monk is convinced he knows who is behind a recent string of mail bombs that have been exploding around San Francisco. The only problem is his primary suspect... is in a coma. Monk: (hiding on the kitchen floor) Are they gone? Sharona: No. What are you doing? Monk: Playing a game. Sharona: What game? Monk: It's called... it's called "Are they gone?" Monk: (as Sharona waits for him to defuse a bomb) You'll never have this much fun in New Jersey. Mailman: The U.S. Post Office unwittingly becomes the messenger of evil. Who'da thunk it? Monk: Well put, Tamil. Monk: How about a card shuffler? It says "fun for all ages." I know [Benjy] likes fun. He mentioned it once. Monk: Don't use that bathroom! It's a mess! Monk: Did you see the ketchup bottles? Stottlemeyer: Yeah, I did. Monk: Pretty weird, huh? Monk: Why were you chasing him? Stottlemeyer: Because he was running. If he ever wakes up, we'll ask him. Monk: Sigmund Freud never took a vacation. Sharona: Sigmund Freud never met you. Sharona: Cut the red one! Monk: You said the blue one! Ricky: Three seconds! Sharona: Adrian, cut one! Monk: I'll cut them both. Monk: Don't move. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. Sharona: Will you stop saying "okay" and do something? Monk: Okay. Stottlemeyer: If you were to tell me that Howdy Doody was behind this, it would make more sense. Monk: Howdy Doody? Why would Howdy Doody be sending people mail bombs? Wasn't he a puppet? Monk: (staring at a dozen ketchup bottles glued to a ceiling) Here's something you don't see every day. Sharona: The coma guy? He woke up? Monk: No. Sharona: But you were talking to him? Monk: He's a good listener. Stottlemeyer: I have known fifteen thousand criminals in my lifetime. Here's what they all have in common. (Yells.) They're conscious! Monk: Nonetheless... Stottlemeyer: Is your shrink coming back soon? Stottlemeyer: Brian built the bomb. And then Brian mailed the bomb. By himself. While he was in a coma. Monk: You've got to admit, it's a pretty good alibi. It's rock solid. Monk: Nice house. Stottlemeyer: It was a lot nicer two hours ago. Dr. Kroger: I'll be in Costa Rica. Monk: Costa Rica? I've never been to Costa Rica. Dr. Kroger: No, Adrian. You're not going. It's a vacation. Notice something that's missing from this episode? Add It Is there an error that we overlooked? Suggest a Correction
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