Monkisms : Mr. Monk Goes to the Theater

Monkisms for episode Mr. Monk Goes to the Theater:

Sharona's sister Gail lands a part in a local play that any actress would kill for. But when the actor playing her love interest literally dies on stage, the police are convinced she's taken her role a little too far. Sharona and her mother urge Monk to step into the spotlight, and find the real killer before the curtain falls on Gail for good.

Speedy Date: It's so hard for women my age to meet men. I'm thirty-eight.
Monk: Oh, no you're not.
Speedy Date: Excuse me?
Monk: I was behind you when you signed in. I noticed on your credit card it said "member since 1979." You have to be eighteen to get that card. Which means you're at least forty-two.
Speedy Date: All right, I'm forty-three. Are you happy now?
Monk: You don't look it.

Benjy: Are you going to be doing any more acting, Mr. Monk?
Monk: Anything's possible, Benjy. Except for that.

Monk: I have a thought. What if my character expresses his rage by putting away the groceries? Roughly.

Monk: Can't I wear my own clothes? I'd rather wear my own clothes.
Kathleen: Well, what--what do you have at home?
Sharona: (touching Monk's shirt) Uh, well, he just has more of this.

Monk: I felt responsible. I think it [the car bomb] was meant for me.

Carl Sebastian: (directing a rehearsal) Adrian, you're filled with rage. You swagger.
Monk: I don't think so.

Sharona: How'd the dating go?
Monk: It was terrible. Thank God I'm not single.
Sharona: You are single.
Monk: Oh, yeah.

Speed Date #1: I like your eyes.
Monk: Thank you. They came with the face.

Monk: Speedy Dates? No, no, no. That's like Dante's seventh circle of hell.

Sharona: What do you think so far?
Monk: There's no leg room. It's so crowded.
Sharona: It's supposed to be crowded. It's sold out.

Monk: I'm Adrian Monk and this is Sh--She's usually right here.

Monk: (to doorman) We have a four-dollar credit on any future bribes. I won't forget. I'm writing it down.

Monk: Jenna told me all about it. We dated... briefly.

Stage Manager: How do you know the play, Mr. Monk? It's brand new; it's never been published.
Monk: I saw it last week, and I must have memorized it by accident. Sorry.
Stage Manager: You memorized it after seeing it one time?
Monk: I'm so sorry.

Monk: There are two knives. this is the real knife, this is the prop knife. Now, this is very important. When you stab me, please use the prop knife.
Sharona: I'll try to remember.

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Home Monkisms Forums Quote Of The Day Buy Monk on DVD Contribute Other Isms Links Total Isms in the database: 1133	Monkisms for episode Mr. Monk Goes to the Theater: Sharona's sister Gail lands a part in a local play that any actress would kill for. But when the actor playing her love interest literally dies on stage, the police are convinced she's taken her role a little too far. Sharona and her mother urge Monk to step into the spotlight, and find the real killer before the curtain falls on Gail for good. Speedy Date: It's so hard for women my age to meet men. I'm thirty-eight. Monk: Oh, no you're not. Speedy Date: Excuse me? Monk: I was behind you when you signed in. I noticed on your credit card it said "member since 1979." You have to be eighteen to get that card. Which means you're at least forty-two. Speedy Date: All right, I'm forty-three. Are you happy now? Monk: You don't look it. Benjy: Are you going to be doing any more acting, Mr. Monk? Monk: Anything's possible, Benjy. Except for that. Monk: I have a thought. What if my character expresses his rage by putting away the groceries? Roughly. Monk: Can't I wear my own clothes? I'd rather wear my own clothes. Kathleen: Well, what--what do you have at home? Sharona: (touching Monk's shirt) Uh, well, he just has more of this. Monk: I felt responsible. I think it [the car bomb] was meant for me. Carl Sebastian: (directing a rehearsal) Adrian, you're filled with rage. You swagger. Monk: I don't think so. Sharona: How'd the dating go? Monk: It was terrible. Thank God I'm not single. Sharona: You are single. Monk: Oh, yeah. Speed Date #1: I like your eyes. Monk: Thank you. They came with the face. Monk: Speedy Dates? No, no, no. That's like Dante's seventh circle of hell. Sharona: What do you think so far? Monk: There's no leg room. It's so crowded. Sharona: It's supposed to be crowded. It's sold out. Monk: I'm Adrian Monk and this is Sh--She's usually right here. Monk: (to doorman) We have a four-dollar credit on any future bribes. I won't forget. I'm writing it down. Monk: Jenna told me all about it. We dated... briefly. Stage Manager: How do you know the play, Mr. Monk? It's brand new; it's never been published. Monk: I saw it last week, and I must have memorized it by accident. Sorry. Stage Manager: You memorized it after seeing it one time? Monk: I'm so sorry. Monk: There are two knives. this is the real knife, this is the prop knife. Now, this is very important. When you stab me, please use the prop knife. Sharona: I'll try to remember. Notice something that's missing from this episode? Add It Is there an error that we overlooked? Suggest a Correction
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