Monkisms : Mr. Monk and the Very, Very Old Man

Monkisms for episode Mr. Monk and the Very, Very Old Man:

Captain Stottlemeyer takes a page from the book of Monk in order to determine why any one would want to murder the world's oldest man.

Karen: Thank you for looking after him.
Monk: It was my pleasure.
Sharona: No, it wasn't.
Monk: No, it wasn't. I took the liberty of packing up your things and putting them in your car. (Touches knuckles with the captain.)
Stottlemeyer: Let's not do this again real soon, okay? (Winks.)
Monk: You got it.

Monk: The urge to confess.
Stottlemeyer: It's a cop's best friend.

Monk: Looks like a snakebite. There was a snake loose when the security guard was killed.
Stottlemeyer: Good old Curly.
Monk: Or Moe. It could have been Moe.

Monk: Karen kicked you out?
Stottlemeyer: How did you know that?
Monk: You didn't eat dinner at home. There's a receipt here from Happy Burger.

Stottlemeyer: Monk, I'm going to say something I've been wanting to say for a long time.
Monk: What is it?
Stottlemeyer: I just solved the case.

Monk: Don't forget.
Stottlemeyer: I won't forget.
Monk: That's what you said yesterday. (Disher snickers.)
Stottlemeyer: Shut up.

Stottlemeyer: What are you doing? I have a coaster.
Monk: I always put another one underneath. It's like a back-up.

Stottlemeyer: It's kind of messy in there. Could have been a fight.
Monk: Is that probable cause?
Stottlemeyer: Probably.
Monk: Probably probable cause?

Monk: Can I have your gun?
Stottlemeyer: No. Not unless you plan to use it on yourself.
Monk: Maybe I will.

Stottlemeyer: What's that?
Monk: New showerhead. This way we both have our own.

Stottlemeyer: I don't mind living in your shadow, Monk. You're a freak of nature.
Monk: Thank you.

Stottlemeyer: I always have a glass of milk before bed.
Monk: But that's not...
Stottlemeyer: Shut up.

Monk: Can I have your gun?
Stottlemeyer: No, not unless you plan on using it on yourself.
Monk: Maybe I will.

Stottlemeyer: (after seeing Monk jump on a table realizing the snake was missing from its cage) I thought you were afraid of heights.
Monk: Snakes trump heights. It goes germs, needles, milk, death, snakes, mushrooms, heights, crowds, elevators...
Stottlemeyer: Okay, okay. I don't need the entire list.

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Home Monkisms Forums Quote Of The Day Buy Monk on DVD Contribute Other Isms Links Total Isms in the database: 1133	Monkisms for episode Mr. Monk and the Very, Very Old Man: Captain Stottlemeyer takes a page from the book of Monk in order to determine why any one would want to murder the world's oldest man. Karen: Thank you for looking after him. Monk: It was my pleasure. Sharona: No, it wasn't. Monk: No, it wasn't. I took the liberty of packing up your things and putting them in your car. (Touches knuckles with the captain.) Stottlemeyer: Let's not do this again real soon, okay? (Winks.) Monk: You got it. Monk: The urge to confess. Stottlemeyer: It's a cop's best friend. Monk: Looks like a snakebite. There was a snake loose when the security guard was killed. Stottlemeyer: Good old Curly. Monk: Or Moe. It could have been Moe. Monk: Karen kicked you out? Stottlemeyer: How did you know that? Monk: You didn't eat dinner at home. There's a receipt here from Happy Burger. Stottlemeyer: Monk, I'm going to say something I've been wanting to say for a long time. Monk: What is it? Stottlemeyer: I just solved the case. Monk: Don't forget. Stottlemeyer: I won't forget. Monk: That's what you said yesterday. (Disher snickers.) Stottlemeyer: Shut up. Stottlemeyer: What are you doing? I have a coaster. Monk: I always put another one underneath. It's like a back-up. Stottlemeyer: It's kind of messy in there. Could have been a fight. Monk: Is that probable cause? Stottlemeyer: Probably. Monk: Probably probable cause? Monk: Can I have your gun? Stottlemeyer: No. Not unless you plan to use it on yourself. Monk: Maybe I will. Stottlemeyer: What's that? Monk: New showerhead. This way we both have our own. Stottlemeyer: I don't mind living in your shadow, Monk. You're a freak of nature. Monk: Thank you. Stottlemeyer: I always have a glass of milk before bed. Monk: But that's not... Stottlemeyer: Shut up. Monk: Can I have your gun? Stottlemeyer: No, not unless you plan on using it on yourself. Monk: Maybe I will. Stottlemeyer: (after seeing Monk jump on a table realizing the snake was missing from its cage) I thought you were afraid of heights. Monk: Snakes trump heights. It goes germs, needles, milk, death, snakes, mushrooms, heights, crowds, elevators... Stottlemeyer: Okay, okay. I don't need the entire list. Notice something that's missing from this episode? Add It Is there an error that we overlooked? Suggest a Correction
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