Monkisms : Mr. Monk Goes to the Circus

Monkisms for episode Mr. Monk Goes to the Circus:

When a circus ringmaster is murdered by a high flying daredevil, all leads point to his vengeful ex-wife. But how could the acrobatic ex have committed the crime with a broken foot?

Floppy the Clown: Squawk!
Monk: What's your problem?
Stottlemeyer: Hey, clown. Take a walk.

Sharona: S.I.U. Know what that means?
Monk: Yes, I know what that means.

Monk: How do you feel?
Sharona: Good. I think I'm over it. Maybe there's hope for you.

Monk: I'm sensitive. I feel your pain. I'm feeling your pain.
Sharona: I've created a monster.
Monk: I hear that. I'm hearing what you're saying.

Monk: How many pinches to a dollop?

Monk: Is this a dollop?
Sharona: What?
Monk: A dollop. It says add one dollop of whipped cream.

Monk: (to Sharona) We just thought that if you met the elephant, if you got to know her, you might get over your fear.

Monk: The stuff I'm afraid of is based on fact.
Sharona: It is?
Monk: Like germs.
Sharona: Like crooked paintings and sidewalk cracks and, and food touching. And the wind?

Dr. Kroger: Adrian, the answer is inside you.
Monk: No, doctor. The answer is inside you. If you told me, I would hear it, and then the answer would be inside me.

Monk: How did you know they were from me?
Sharona: All the same height. All the flowers have the same number of petals on them.

Monk: (on the phone) It's me, Adrian. Adrian Monk. Your boss.

Sharona: You're the most selfish, inconsiderate man I've ever seen.
Monk: Great. Now I'm upset.

Monk: (to Sharona) Tell the captain to meet us here. She's the guy.

Sharona: You promise you won't laugh?
Monk: I never laugh.

Ariana: How did you know that?
Monk: That pamphlet in your bag. You're studying the U.S. constitution. No citizen would do that.

Sharona: We're not married. And if we ever get married--shoot me.
Monk: You know who you should marry? The elephant man.
Sharona: I'd marry the elephant man before I'd marry you.

Monk: Hello. I'm Adrian Monk and this is my assistant Sharona. She'll say "hello" later.

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Home Monkisms Forums Quote Of The Day Buy Monk on DVD Contribute Other Isms Links Total Isms in the database: 1140	Monkisms for episode Mr. Monk Goes to the Circus: When a circus ringmaster is murdered by a high flying daredevil, all leads point to his vengeful ex-wife. But how could the acrobatic ex have committed the crime with a broken foot? Floppy the Clown: Squawk! Monk: What's your problem? Stottlemeyer: Hey, clown. Take a walk. Sharona: S.I.U. Know what that means? Monk: Yes, I know what that means. Monk: How do you feel? Sharona: Good. I think I'm over it. Maybe there's hope for you. Monk: I'm sensitive. I feel your pain. I'm feeling your pain. Sharona: I've created a monster. Monk: I hear that. I'm hearing what you're saying. Monk: How many pinches to a dollop? Monk: Is this a dollop? Sharona: What? Monk: A dollop. It says add one dollop of whipped cream. Monk: (to Sharona) We just thought that if you met the elephant, if you got to know her, you might get over your fear. Monk: The stuff I'm afraid of is based on fact. Sharona: It is? Monk: Like germs. Sharona: Like crooked paintings and sidewalk cracks and, and food touching. And the wind? Dr. Kroger: Adrian, the answer is inside you. Monk: No, doctor. The answer is inside you. If you told me, I would hear it, and then the answer would be inside me. Monk: How did you know they were from me? Sharona: All the same height. All the flowers have the same number of petals on them. Monk: (on the phone) It's me, Adrian. Adrian Monk. Your boss. Sharona: You're the most selfish, inconsiderate man I've ever seen. Monk: Great. Now I'm upset. Monk: (to Sharona) Tell the captain to meet us here. She's the guy. Sharona: You promise you won't laugh? Monk: I never laugh. Ariana: How did you know that? Monk: That pamphlet in your bag. You're studying the U.S. constitution. No citizen would do that. Sharona: We're not married. And if we ever get married--shoot me. Monk: You know who you should marry? The elephant man. Sharona: I'd marry the elephant man before I'd marry you. Monk: Hello. I'm Adrian Monk and this is my assistant Sharona. She'll say "hello" later. Notice something that's missing from this episode? Add It Is there an error that we overlooked? Suggest a Correction
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