Monkisms : Mr. Monk Goes to the Ballgame

Monkisms for episode Mr. Monk Goes to the Ballgame:

When a ruthless CEO and his wife are lured to their deaths, Monk connects their murders to a baseball great and his quest for the homerun record.

Monk: (to Stottlemeyer) I'm done. I think I'm done. Am I done? I'm just going to leave.

Sharona: Adrian, why don't you go talk to him (Benjy)?
Monk: Me?
Sharona: Yeah, give him a pep talk. He respects you.
Monk: He does? Why?
Sharona: Because he doesn't work for you.

Monk: Sharona, I can't. I can't. I can't do this.
Sharona: Why? Because he's naked? (Monk nods.) You've never seen a naked man before?
Monk: No.
Sharona: You've seen yourself naked, right?
Monk: Just once.

Monk: Hey, hey, you looked good out there.
Benjy: What game were you watching? I sucked!
Monk: Yeah, you did, kinda. Listen, Benjy, do me a favor and just, your mom thinks I'm giving you a pep talk.
Benjy: Why?
Monk: I don't know! I don't know, because I'm a guy, we're two guys, I don't know, I don't know. (Waves his arms.) Just kinda nod your head and pretend I'm giving you some good advice.

Monk: (to Stottlemeyer and Disher) Can I make a prediction here? You're both going to say "Oh, my God." twice.

Monk: (umpiring a game) Strike! Strike one! Ball! Ball one! That was a ball. That was ball one. That was ball one. No, strike. Strike. Ball, ball. Time! Time out!

Sharona: Next time he (Benjy) is going to bat clean-up. Sounds like something you would do. Clean-up? Get it?
Monk: I get it.

Mrs. Jenkins: (crying) Could I have one of those (wipes)?
Monk: I'm sorry. I only have four left.

Dr. Kroger: Well, okay, I hate to end the session on that note, but the hour's up.
Monk: No, it's not. It's only been fifty-seven minutes.
Dr. Kroger: How'd you do that? You wearing a watch?
Monk: No.
Dr. Kroger: You could see my watch, right?
Monk: No. It's a gift...
Dr. Kroger: ... and... a curse.

Monk: Somebody fix the scoreboard! The numbers are wrong! No wonder attendance is down.

Monk: Captain, he shot the wife first. Why would he do that? I would have done the husband first, wouldn't you?
Stottlemeyer: I don't know, Monk. It's never come up.

Sharona: Thank you, Adrian. I thought I'd thank you now, because in half an hour you're probably going to piss me off again.
Monk: You're welcome.

Sharona: What's your problem? The human body is beautiful thing.
Monk: No. It isn't.

Sharona: You can't tell if a "1" is upside down.
Monk: I can tell. The whole scoreboard, it's like some surreal abstract art thing.

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Home Monkisms Forums Quote Of The Day Buy Monk on DVD Contribute Other Isms Links Total Isms in the database: 1133	Monkisms for episode Mr. Monk Goes to the Ballgame: When a ruthless CEO and his wife are lured to their deaths, Monk connects their murders to a baseball great and his quest for the homerun record. Monk: (to Stottlemeyer) I'm done. I think I'm done. Am I done? I'm just going to leave. Sharona: Adrian, why don't you go talk to him (Benjy)? Monk: Me? Sharona: Yeah, give him a pep talk. He respects you. Monk: He does? Why? Sharona: Because he doesn't work for you. Monk: Sharona, I can't. I can't. I can't do this. Sharona: Why? Because he's naked? (Monk nods.) You've never seen a naked man before? Monk: No. Sharona: You've seen yourself naked, right? Monk: Just once. Monk: Hey, hey, you looked good out there. Benjy: What game were you watching? I sucked! Monk: Yeah, you did, kinda. Listen, Benjy, do me a favor and just, your mom thinks I'm giving you a pep talk. Benjy: Why? Monk: I don't know! I don't know, because I'm a guy, we're two guys, I don't know, I don't know. (Waves his arms.) Just kinda nod your head and pretend I'm giving you some good advice. Monk: (to Stottlemeyer and Disher) Can I make a prediction here? You're both going to say "Oh, my God." twice. Monk: (umpiring a game) Strike! Strike one! Ball! Ball one! That was a ball. That was ball one. That was ball one. No, strike. Strike. Ball, ball. Time! Time out! Sharona: Next time he (Benjy) is going to bat clean-up. Sounds like something you would do. Clean-up? Get it? Monk: I get it. Mrs. Jenkins: (crying) Could I have one of those (wipes)? Monk: I'm sorry. I only have four left. Dr. Kroger: Well, okay, I hate to end the session on that note, but the hour's up. Monk: No, it's not. It's only been fifty-seven minutes. Dr. Kroger: How'd you do that? You wearing a watch? Monk: No. Dr. Kroger: You could see my watch, right? Monk: No. It's a gift... Dr. Kroger: ... and... a curse. Monk: Somebody fix the scoreboard! The numbers are wrong! No wonder attendance is down. Monk: Captain, he shot the wife first. Why would he do that? I would have done the husband first, wouldn't you? Stottlemeyer: I don't know, Monk. It's never come up. Sharona: Thank you, Adrian. I thought I'd thank you now, because in half an hour you're probably going to piss me off again. Monk: You're welcome. Sharona: What's your problem? The human body is beautiful thing. Monk: No. It isn't. Sharona: You can't tell if a "1" is upside down. Monk: I can tell. The whole scoreboard, it's like some surreal abstract art thing. Notice something that's missing from this episode? Add It Is there an error that we overlooked? Suggest a Correction
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