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Monkisms for episode Mr. Monk Goes to Mexico:

Monk gives new meaning to the phrase "don't drink the water" when he travels to Mexico to investigate the mysterious demise of a skydiver who reportedly drowned to death... in mid-air.



Monk: The policeman outside said I was dead. I'm not dead... am I?
Sharona: You're not dead.
Monk: I didn't think so.

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Captain Alameda: You are a brave man, Senor Monk. You're not sweating at all.
Monk: I'm dehydrated. I'm outta sweat. I wanna sweat. I'm tryin' ta sweat.

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Monk: What am I going to eat and drink?
Sharona: They have food and water in Mexico.
Monk: Answer the question. What am I going to eat and drink?

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Hector: This is the only room with a three-way light.
Monk: Good thing we called ahead.

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Sharona: Oh, my God! He could have killed you!
Monk: I think that was the idea.

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Sharona: How long can you go without eating and drinking?
Monk: I don't know. What's the record?

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Monk: You'll thank me later.

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Monk: I've heard about fun. I've never been this close to it.

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Sharona: What do you think?
Monk: It's weird. Everything's weird. It's like another country.

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Mexican officer: Sir, I think you have a very poor image of our country.
Sharona: Oh, no, no, no. It's not just you. He thinks everyone is dirty.
Mexican officer: You must be a very lonely man.
Monk: I am, thank you.

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Border patrol agent: What are those?
Monk: Those are pillowcases and backup pillowcases.

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Monk: (to border patrol agent) I'm not a drug dealer.

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Monk: I can't go to Mexico.
Sharona: Why not?
Monk: It's not... here.

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Monk: He was the thirsty victim; I mean, the perfect victim.

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