Monkisms : Mr. Monk and the Airplane

Monkisms for episode Mr. Monk and the Airplane:

Monk braves the unfriendly skies - and finds murder in the air!

Little Girl: Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Pete falls out. Who is left?
Monk: Repeat.

Monk (to Sharona): Could you do it? Because If you did it, I wouldn't have to do it.

Ticket Clerk: I can assure you, Mr. Monk, this particular aircraft has a perfect safety record.
Monk: Could I see it?

Little Girl: Do you like riddles?
Monk: Yes.
Little Girl: Good, I've got one for you.
Monk: Did I say yes? I meant no.

Monk: Did you hear that? She forgot she was a vegetarian. That's like forgetting you're a Republican.

Warren Beach: Everyone takes extension cords for granted, but can you imagine what the world would be without them?
Monk: (very long pause) I guess all the furniture would be a lot closer to the walls.

Sharona: Why don't you go back to your seat; count the clouds?
Monk: I already did. Twenty-three.

Monk: I'm gonna stay here.
Sharona: By yourself?
Monk: No, I'm gonna come with you.
Sharona: On the plane?
(Monk alternately nods and shakes his head.)
Sharona: Are you sure?

Little Girl: You sure complain a lot.
Monk: Thank you.

Tim Daly: I can't believe it. He's a freakin' tattletale.
Monk (to flight attendant): He called me a freakin' tattletale.

Warren: You really think that man killed his wife?
Sharona: He always thinks people are killing each other.
Monk: That's true and I'll tell you why. Because they are.

Monk: He spilled his wine. It's staining. I can feel it.

Disher (on the phone): Are you really up there in an airplane?
Monk: It's better than being up here not in an airplane.

Warren: Where's your friend? I want to show you something.
Monk: She's in the bathroom.
Warren: No, she's not. The sign says "unoccupied."
Monk: I hope she didn't leave.
Warren: Where can she go? It's an airplane.

Monk: When they kissed in the terminal, she had to stand on tiptoe. She's grown at least two inches.

Flight attendant: May I help you?
Monk: I was just testing the call button.

Monk: How can we tell that we have the best people sitting near the exits?

Flight attendant: Let me guess. First time on a plane?
Monk: Oh, no, no. I've been on a plane before.
Flight attendant: Where did you go?
Monk: I didn't actually go anywhere. Before we took off, I was crying so much that they asked my mother and me to leave the plane.
Sharona: Tell her how old you were.
Monk: I was twenty... (pause) seven.

Monk (watching a plane take off): How can they fly? They're made of metal. They weigh two hundred tons. Plus now you're adding all those magazines.

Monk: And the last time the plane was disinfected was when did you say?

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Home Monkisms Forums Quote Of The Day Buy Monk on DVD Contribute Other Isms Links Total Isms in the database: 1133	Monkisms for episode Mr. Monk and the Airplane: Monk braves the unfriendly skies - and finds murder in the air! Little Girl: Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Pete falls out. Who is left? Monk: Repeat. Monk (to Sharona): Could you do it? Because If you did it, I wouldn't have to do it. Ticket Clerk: I can assure you, Mr. Monk, this particular aircraft has a perfect safety record. Monk: Could I see it? Little Girl: Do you like riddles? Monk: Yes. Little Girl: Good, I've got one for you. Monk: Did I say yes? I meant no. Monk: Did you hear that? She forgot she was a vegetarian. That's like forgetting you're a Republican. Warren Beach: Everyone takes extension cords for granted, but can you imagine what the world would be without them? Monk: (very long pause) I guess all the furniture would be a lot closer to the walls. Sharona: Why don't you go back to your seat; count the clouds? Monk: I already did. Twenty-three. Monk: I'm gonna stay here. Sharona: By yourself? Monk: No, I'm gonna come with you. Sharona: On the plane? (Monk alternately nods and shakes his head.) Sharona: Are you sure? Little Girl: You sure complain a lot. Monk: Thank you. Tim Daly: I can't believe it. He's a freakin' tattletale. Monk (to flight attendant): He called me a freakin' tattletale. Warren: You really think that man killed his wife? Sharona: He always thinks people are killing each other. Monk: That's true and I'll tell you why. Because they are. Monk: He spilled his wine. It's staining. I can feel it. Disher (on the phone): Are you really up there in an airplane? Monk: It's better than being up here not in an airplane. Warren: Where's your friend? I want to show you something. Monk: She's in the bathroom. Warren: No, she's not. The sign says "unoccupied." Monk: I hope she didn't leave. Warren: Where can she go? It's an airplane. Monk: When they kissed in the terminal, she had to stand on tiptoe. She's grown at least two inches. Flight attendant: May I help you? Monk: I was just testing the call button. Monk: How can we tell that we have the best people sitting near the exits? Flight attendant: Let me guess. First time on a plane? Monk: Oh, no, no. I've been on a plane before. Flight attendant: Where did you go? Monk: I didn't actually go anywhere. Before we took off, I was crying so much that they asked my mother and me to leave the plane. Sharona: Tell her how old you were. Monk: I was twenty... (pause) seven. Monk (watching a plane take off): How can they fly? They're made of metal. They weigh two hundred tons. Plus now you're adding all those magazines. Monk: And the last time the plane was disinfected was when did you say? Notice something that's missing from this episode? Add It Is there an error that we overlooked? Suggest a Correction
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