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Monkisms for episode Mr. Monk and the Marathon Man:

A young woman is found murdered during the citywide marathon. The chief suspect has the perfect alibi - he was running in the race! How is it possible for someone to be in two places at the same time? It's Monk's job to find out.



Monk: I had a life before we met.
Sharona: I know you had a life. I just didn't know it involved gym shorts and taking showers with other guys.
Monk: I didn't shower with other guys. I had a note from my doctor.

Monk: (about to shake hands with five people) It's a stampede. Get a wipe ready.

Sharona: You should have ignored the stupid sweater.
Monk: It was askew.
Sharona: So what? So what? Why can't you just let people be askew? I mean, what are you, the Askew Police?
Monk: Yes, I'm the Askew Police.

Sharona: You couldn't tell me over the phone?
Monk: I wanted to see your face light up when I told you. (Sharona glares) Okay, I'll take a rain check on that lighting up thing.

Sharona: You're in great shape.
Monk: No. If I can't find the remote, I just watch whatever's on.



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