Monkisms : Mr. Monk and the Other Woman

Monkisms for episode Mr. Monk and the Other Woman:

Monk's dedication to his late wife is tested when he meets a beautiful divorcee who has her sights set on a certain obsessive-compulsive detective. Will a burgeoning romance interfere with a murder investigation? Or is it all part of a larger plan?

Monk: We could have coffee. Or... or... do you eat dinner?
Monica: Yes, I've been known to eat dinner.

Monk: (to Sharona) Do I eat dinner?

Monk: (trying to improvise a cover story) That was Sharona. Her son got the lead in the school play.
Monica: Oh, really? What play?
Monk: Ghandi.
Monica: Ghandi? Is that a play?
Monk: I think they added a few songs. Do you want to come?
Monica: Oh, I think I'll be having a headache that night.

Monk: (checking his luggage) Toothbrush. Backup toothbrushes. Backup bristles for the backup toothbrushes.

Monica: You're not eating.
Monk: I ate in the bathroom. I had some mints.

Monk: The only danger I'm in is running out of talcum powder.

Sharona: I'm not going to come get you in the middle of the night.
Monk: You won't have to get me. I'm not a child, Sharona. (Pause) I can't find my PJs.

Monica: You don't like your food to touch?
Monk: I think most people don't like their food to touch. They just don't have the guts to admit it.

Monk: He's in Zurich, isn't he? At the Breinhoff Clinic?
Monica: How did you know that?
Monk: It's the best hospital in the world for psychological disorders. I'd be there myself... but I don't fly.

Monk: Is that impossible, that a woman like her could be interested in me? (Pause) Sharona... ?
Sharona: I'm thinking.

Todd Katterskill: You should be ashamed of yourself.
Monk: I am. Twenty-four/seven.

Sharona: You must be joking.
Monk: If I were joking, it would certainly be a lot funnier than this.

Monk: That doesn't make sense.
Stottlemeyer: Does everything have to make sense, Monk?
Monk: Yeah. It kind of does.

Monica: I'm Monica Waters, and you are... ?
Monk (flustered): Ummm... me.
Sharona: Monk.
Monk: Monk. Adrian Monk.

Monk: May I say... if I ever have a garage, I want it to be just like this.

Monica: You don't like change, do you?
Monk: I have no problem with no change. I just don't like to be there when it happens.

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Home Monkisms Forums Quote Of The Day Buy Monk on DVD Contribute Other Isms Links Total Isms in the database: 1140	Monkisms for episode Mr. Monk and the Other Woman: Monk's dedication to his late wife is tested when he meets a beautiful divorcee who has her sights set on a certain obsessive-compulsive detective. Will a burgeoning romance interfere with a murder investigation? Or is it all part of a larger plan? Monk: We could have coffee. Or... or... do you eat dinner? Monica: Yes, I've been known to eat dinner. Monk: (to Sharona) Do I eat dinner? Monk: (trying to improvise a cover story) That was Sharona. Her son got the lead in the school play. Monica: Oh, really? What play? Monk: Ghandi. Monica: Ghandi? Is that a play? Monk: I think they added a few songs. Do you want to come? Monica: Oh, I think I'll be having a headache that night. Monk: (checking his luggage) Toothbrush. Backup toothbrushes. Backup bristles for the backup toothbrushes. Monica: You're not eating. Monk: I ate in the bathroom. I had some mints. Monk: The only danger I'm in is running out of talcum powder. Sharona: I'm not going to come get you in the middle of the night. Monk: You won't have to get me. I'm not a child, Sharona. (Pause) I can't find my PJs. Monica: You don't like your food to touch? Monk: I think most people don't like their food to touch. They just don't have the guts to admit it. Monk: He's in Zurich, isn't he? At the Breinhoff Clinic? Monica: How did you know that? Monk: It's the best hospital in the world for psychological disorders. I'd be there myself... but I don't fly. Monk: Is that impossible, that a woman like her could be interested in me? (Pause) Sharona... ? Sharona: I'm thinking. Todd Katterskill: You should be ashamed of yourself. Monk: I am. Twenty-four/seven. Sharona: You must be joking. Monk: If I were joking, it would certainly be a lot funnier than this. Monk: That doesn't make sense. Stottlemeyer: Does everything have to make sense, Monk? Monk: Yeah. It kind of does. Monica: I'm Monica Waters, and you are... ? Monk (flustered): Ummm... me. Sharona: Monk. Monk: Monk. Adrian Monk. Monk: May I say... if I ever have a garage, I want it to be just like this. Monica: You don't like change, do you? Monk: I have no problem with no change. I just don't like to be there when it happens. Notice something that's missing from this episode? Add It Is there an error that we overlooked? Suggest a Correction
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