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Monkisms for episode Mr. Monk and the Billionaire Mugger:

A billionaire computer mogul is shot dead while mugging a couple outside a movie theater. It appears to be a midlife crisis gone horribly wrong - until Monk uncovers the truth.



Sharona: Dammit, I hate this car. Dammit Dammit Dammit!
Monk: Why don't you try saying dammit a few more times. That might help.

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Monk: This guy... what's the opposite of Batman?
Sharona: You are.

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Sharona: You folded like a cheap suit.
Monk: A cheap tent. For the record, I folded like a cheap tent.

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Sharona: You felt sorry for your boss? I can't imagine what that feels like.
Monk: Get in the car.

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Monk: (to Dr. Kroger) I hate owing you money. I just hate it. Listen. Until we get squared away, I'm going to have to start seeing you twice a week.

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Monk: I'm going to be all alone. What a time to be me.

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Monk: I'm not going to move. You're going to have to run me down. (Pauses as the car drives away) Or back up. One or the other.

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Sharona: Where's your wallet?
Monk: I'm having it... umm, buffed.

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Monk: What should I do?
Disher: I don't know.
Monk: Tell me what to do.
Disher: I can't do that.
Monk: Can you find me someone who'll tell me what to do?

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