Monkisms : Mr. Monk and the Man Who Shot Santa

Monkisms for episode Mr. Monk and the Man Who Shot Santa:

Monk becomes a social pariah when he shoots a man dressed as Santa Claus. Then he must clear his name and foil a larger criminal plot, all in time for Christmas.

Monk: (about his Christmas in 1964) Christmas morning, I got one gift. A walkie-talkie.
Dr. Kroger: Oh, those can be fun. I had a pair of those.
Monk: Not a... not a pair. Dad said I only needed one because I didn't have any friends.
Dr. Kroger: Oh.

Dr. Kroger: What was Christmas like when you were growing up?
Monk: Dark, desperate. Pain was unrelenting, thank you for asking.

Monk: I can't live like this. Trial could be a year away. I have to tell them my side of the story.
Natalie: No no no, Mr. Monk. I've heard your side of the story, and I love you, and I don't think it's a good idea.

Garrett Price: I think we're going to be okay. I've been thinking about this. It's San Francisco. It's a godless town. Everybody knows that. That's why they visit. Hippies and heathens despise Christmas. All we need is a couple of witches on the jury, we're home free.
Monk: That's your strategy?
Garrett Price: That's just the beginning.

Monk: I don't think "Santacide" is a word.

Monk: Don’t get me started on joy. When you’re older you’ll understand. Joy is a trick, a diversion. It doesn’t last forever. It breaks your heart every time. (honks horn) Damn joy!

Monk: Ah, I'll never make it! Dr. Kroger charges me for the sessions I miss.
Natalie: Well, you can blame it on me.
Monk: I do that anyway.

Monk: (on national television) There's no such thing as Santa Claus...

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Home Monkisms Forums Quote Of The Day Buy Monk on DVD Contribute Other Isms Links Total Isms in the database: 1128	Monkisms for episode Mr. Monk and the Man Who Shot Santa: Monk becomes a social pariah when he shoots a man dressed as Santa Claus. Then he must clear his name and foil a larger criminal plot, all in time for Christmas. Monk: (about his Christmas in 1964) Christmas morning, I got one gift. A walkie-talkie. Dr. Kroger: Oh, those can be fun. I had a pair of those. Monk: Not a... not a pair. Dad said I only needed one because I didn't have any friends. Dr. Kroger: Oh. Dr. Kroger: What was Christmas like when you were growing up? Monk: Dark, desperate. Pain was unrelenting, thank you for asking. Monk: I can't live like this. Trial could be a year away. I have to tell them my side of the story. Natalie: No no no, Mr. Monk. I've heard your side of the story, and I love you, and I don't think it's a good idea. Garrett Price: I think we're going to be okay. I've been thinking about this. It's San Francisco. It's a godless town. Everybody knows that. That's why they visit. Hippies and heathens despise Christmas. All we need is a couple of witches on the jury, we're home free. Monk: That's your strategy? Garrett Price: That's just the beginning. Monk: I don't think "Santacide" is a word. Monk: Don’t get me started on joy. When you’re older you’ll understand. Joy is a trick, a diversion. It doesn’t last forever. It breaks your heart every time. (honks horn) Damn joy! Monk: Ah, I'll never make it! Dr. Kroger charges me for the sessions I miss. Natalie: Well, you can blame it on me. Monk: I do that anyway. Monk: (on national television) There's no such thing as Santa Claus... Notice something that's missing from this episode? Add It Is there an error that we overlooked? Suggest a Correction
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