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Monkisms for episode Mr. Monk and His Biggest Fan:

Marci Maven, an obsessed fan of Monk, asks for his help as her dog has been implicated in the murder of her neighbor, though it died several days prior.



Natalie: Don’t you want to be a team player?
Monk: No.
Natalie: Don’t you want to appear to be a team player?
Monk: Yes.

Natalie: And the dog was definitely dead when you buried it?
Marci: Yeah, the dog was definitely dead when you buried it. Do you think I’m a nut?
Natalie: Uhhhhhh...
Marci: What do you think, Adrian?
Monk: I stopped thinking an hour and a half ago.

Marci: It's like Mr. "Monk and the Astronaut." Or "Mr. Monk Goes Back to School." Oh, remember that one?
Monk: No. Where are you getting these names?!?

Monk: What are you doing?
Marci: Clue hug!

Monk: (Marci approaches) Clue hug?
Natalie: Take it like a man.

Monk: I think we might have an actual murder on our hands.
Marci: Oh, woo-hoo!
Monk: Exactly. "Woo hoo."

Natalie: Mr. Monk, you're not flustered. You're flattered. Who wouldn't be? She adores you, she knows everything about you. After all, you're only human.
Monk: There’s no need for name-calling.

Monk: Marci, what are you doing, there's no hugging during the "Here's what happened."

Marci: What do you want to call this case?
Monk: I don't know, shut up!
Marci: How about "Mr. Monk is friggin' awesome!"? How about "Mr. Monk and Marci: The Adventure Begins?"
Monk: It doesn't matter. Nobody cares about the name. Just shut it.



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