Monkisms : Mr. Monk and the 12th Man

Monkisms for episode Mr. Monk and the 12th Man:

Monk helps the police investigate a brutal string of nine murders but he is unable to stop two more killings and before figuring out the pattern behind the killings.

Monk: Okay, let's compromise. You pay the ticket, and I--don't.
Sharona: What kind of compromise is that?
Monk: Well, it's the economical kind.

Lisa Babcock: (Monk strains a leaf out of the Babcocks' pool) Thank you.
Monk: What should I do with it?
Lisa: Throw it away.
Monk: But it's wet.
Lisa: It's a leaf.

Monk: The odometer is at 9999. I'm trying to get it to zero.
Kenny: Why?
Monk: So... then it'll be at zero.

Kenny: Thank you again for inviting me.
Monk: Don't make a mess back there.
Sharona: It's my car.
Monk: That's true. Don't make a mess back there.

Stottlemeyer: Are you sure?
Monk: Do you mean, am I certain?
Stottlemeyer: That's what I meant by "Are you sure?"

Sharona: Who's stopping you? You don't need me.
Monk: I don't need you? Haven't you been paying attention for the last three years?

Monk: Number One . . . you have some lint on your jumpsuit. Number Two . . . could you help Number One?

Monk: Sharona. Sharona? Sharona?
Stottlemeyer: If you're looking for Jackie O., she's over there.

Mrs. Ling: That's how I sew them-–parallel. That's my style.
Monk: But it doesn't match! The stitching is all different. I have to live in this town!

Monk: It's ten o'clock, Mrs. Ling. The ticket says Tuesday ten a.m.
Mrs. Ling: It's an approximation, Mr. Monk. It means about ten o'clock, not at ten o'clock. Crazy man! What's wrong with you?

Monk: I don't know yet. The jury's still out, so to speak.

Monk: May I tell you something?
Dr. Kroger: That's why we're here.

Dr. Kroger: There's nothing wrong with being ambitious. It just means that you're human.
Monk: Human? It's been a long time since anybody's called me that.

Monk: Sharona... Murderers, okay?

Monk: Sharona?
Sharona: What?
Monk: We're working here.

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Home Monkisms Forums Quote Of The Day Buy Monk on DVD Contribute Other Isms Links Total Isms in the database: 1140	Monkisms for episode Mr. Monk and the 12th Man: Monk helps the police investigate a brutal string of nine murders but he is unable to stop two more killings and before figuring out the pattern behind the killings. Monk: Okay, let's compromise. You pay the ticket, and I--don't. Sharona: What kind of compromise is that? Monk: Well, it's the economical kind. Lisa Babcock: (Monk strains a leaf out of the Babcocks' pool) Thank you. Monk: What should I do with it? Lisa: Throw it away. Monk: But it's wet. Lisa: It's a leaf. Monk: The odometer is at 9999. I'm trying to get it to zero. Kenny: Why? Monk: So... then it'll be at zero. Kenny: Thank you again for inviting me. Monk: Don't make a mess back there. Sharona: It's my car. Monk: That's true. Don't make a mess back there. Stottlemeyer: Are you sure? Monk: Do you mean, am I certain? Stottlemeyer: That's what I meant by "Are you sure?" Sharona: Who's stopping you? You don't need me. Monk: I don't need you? Haven't you been paying attention for the last three years? Monk: Number One . . . you have some lint on your jumpsuit. Number Two . . . could you help Number One? Monk: Sharona. Sharona? Sharona? Stottlemeyer: If you're looking for Jackie O., she's over there. Mrs. Ling: That's how I sew them-–parallel. That's my style. Monk: But it doesn't match! The stitching is all different. I have to live in this town! Monk: It's ten o'clock, Mrs. Ling. The ticket says Tuesday ten a.m. Mrs. Ling: It's an approximation, Mr. Monk. It means about ten o'clock, not at ten o'clock. Crazy man! What's wrong with you? Monk: I don't know yet. The jury's still out, so to speak. Monk: May I tell you something? Dr. Kroger: That's why we're here. Dr. Kroger: There's nothing wrong with being ambitious. It just means that you're human. Monk: Human? It's been a long time since anybody's called me that. Monk: Sharona... Murderers, okay? Monk: Sharona? Sharona: What? Monk: We're working here. Notice something that's missing from this episode? Add It Is there an error that we overlooked? Suggest a Correction
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