Monkisms : Mr. Monk and the Leper

Monkisms for episode Mr. Monk and the Leper:

A missing millionaire suffering from leprosy comes out of hiding to hire Monk, who soon finds himself in the midst of a shadowy murder plot worthy of a classic Hollywood film noir.

Dr. Polanski: (trying to reassure Monk about leprosy) Well, how about this: if you do contract the disease, I'll treat you for free.
Monk: What the hell are you talking about? How 'bout this: we never call the guy back, we don't see him again, I avoid him like the plague. Yeah, you know what? Exactly like the plague!

Monk: There is no heart so black as the black black heart of the phony leper.

Monk: Is there any more soap?
Natalie: That’s it.
Monk: I mean is there any more soap in San Francisco?

Monk: How did he know about that alarm system? Julie, I was duped. It was all a con!
Julie: A leper-con.
Monk: What?
Julie: Was he magically delicious?

Monk: I can't! It's wobbly. Somebody has to hold it.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, I can't come back, I'm already over.
Monk: Well, it's too wobbly, look it's all wobbly. I can't climb this, why is it so wobbly?
(Natalie pops up next to him)
Monk: How did you do that?
Natalie: I opened the gate.
Monk: Good thinking. Okay, hold the ladder.

Monk: The leper thought of everything.

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Home Monkisms Forums Quote Of The Day Buy Monk on DVD Contribute Other Isms Links Total Isms in the database: 1128	Monkisms for episode Mr. Monk and the Leper: A missing millionaire suffering from leprosy comes out of hiding to hire Monk, who soon finds himself in the midst of a shadowy murder plot worthy of a classic Hollywood film noir. Dr. Polanski: (trying to reassure Monk about leprosy) Well, how about this: if you do contract the disease, I'll treat you for free. Monk: What the hell are you talking about? How 'bout this: we never call the guy back, we don't see him again, I avoid him like the plague. Yeah, you know what? Exactly like the plague! Monk: There is no heart so black as the black black heart of the phony leper. Monk: Is there any more soap? Natalie: That’s it. Monk: I mean is there any more soap in San Francisco? Monk: How did he know about that alarm system? Julie, I was duped. It was all a con! Julie: A leper-con. Monk: What? Julie: Was he magically delicious? Monk: I can't! It's wobbly. Somebody has to hold it. Natalie: Mr. Monk, I can't come back, I'm already over. Monk: Well, it's too wobbly, look it's all wobbly. I can't climb this, why is it so wobbly? (Natalie pops up next to him) Monk: How did you do that? Natalie: I opened the gate. Monk: Good thinking. Okay, hold the ladder. Monk: The leper thought of everything. Notice something that's missing from this episode? Add It Is there an error that we overlooked? Suggest a Correction
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