Monkisms : Mr. Monk Meets His Dad

Monkisms for episode Mr. Monk Meets His Dad:

When Monk's truck driving father rolls into town at Christmastime, Monk joins him on the road, where they stumble across a very peculiar mystery.

Jack: And he sends me out on this wild goose chase! Son of a bitch, bastard! Excuse my language.
Monk: It's okay, I'm a trucker.

Jack: Uh oh.
Monk: What do you mean, "uh-oh"? What does that mean?
Jack: It can mean a variety of things, but in this case it means no brakes!

Jack: You called me Dad.
Monk: Well, looks like your boss is gonna get away with murder.
Jack: You called me Dad.

Monk: I can’t travel without my toothbrush.
Disher: You can always buy a toothbrush.
Monk: Or my pillow case, or my Trudy kit. Or my house. I can’t travel without my house.

Monk: How did you find me?
Jack: I knew you'd walk in a straight line--you always did.

Monk: (getting supper with his long-lost father) It’s touching.
Jack: It is, it’s great. After all these years.
Adrian: No, I mean the food. It’s touching.

Monk: (on the phone) Natalie!
Natalie: Oh! It's Mr. Monk! It's Mr. Monk...(shushes the people in the room) Mr. Monk, I have been so worried about you. Where are you? How's it going? What's he like? Wait, I'm going to put you on speakerphone, hold on.
Crowd in room: Merry Christmas, Monk!
Stottlemeyer: Hey, Happy Holidays, Monk buddy.
Monk: Natalie, this was a big mistake. I need to go home now. Please, Please I wanna come home. Please please please.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, I am taking you off speaker phone.

Jack: So, how was your childhood?
Monk: Oh! It was great, it was a laugh riot. You should have been there.
Jack: You're right, I should have been there. But I'm here now.
Monk: (sadly) I'm here too.

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Home Monkisms Forums Quote Of The Day Buy Monk on DVD Contribute Other Isms Links Total Isms in the database: 1140	Monkisms for episode Mr. Monk Meets His Dad: When Monk's truck driving father rolls into town at Christmastime, Monk joins him on the road, where they stumble across a very peculiar mystery. Jack: And he sends me out on this wild goose chase! Son of a bitch, bastard! Excuse my language. Monk: It's okay, I'm a trucker. Jack: Uh oh. Monk: What do you mean, "uh-oh"? What does that mean? Jack: It can mean a variety of things, but in this case it means no brakes! Jack: You called me Dad. Monk: Well, looks like your boss is gonna get away with murder. Jack: You called me Dad. Monk: I can’t travel without my toothbrush. Disher: You can always buy a toothbrush. Monk: Or my pillow case, or my Trudy kit. Or my house. I can’t travel without my house. Monk: How did you find me? Jack: I knew you'd walk in a straight line--you always did. Monk: (getting supper with his long-lost father) It’s touching. Jack: It is, it’s great. After all these years. Adrian: No, I mean the food. It’s touching. Monk: (on the phone) Natalie! Natalie: Oh! It's Mr. Monk! It's Mr. Monk...(shushes the people in the room) Mr. Monk, I have been so worried about you. Where are you? How's it going? What's he like? Wait, I'm going to put you on speakerphone, hold on. Crowd in room: Merry Christmas, Monk! Stottlemeyer: Hey, Happy Holidays, Monk buddy. Monk: Natalie, this was a big mistake. I need to go home now. Please, Please I wanna come home. Please please please. Natalie: Mr. Monk, I am taking you off speaker phone. Jack: So, how was your childhood? Monk: Oh! It was great, it was a laugh riot. You should have been there. Jack: You're right, I should have been there. But I'm here now. Monk: (sadly) I'm here too. Notice something that's missing from this episode? Add It Is there an error that we overlooked? Suggest a Correction
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