Monkisms : Mr. Monk, Private Eye

Monkisms for episode Mr. Monk, Private Eye:

When Natalie convinces Monk to go into business as a private eye, his first case is a seemingly innocuous fender bender that leads to a far more dangerous investigation.

Monk: (After Natalie hands out Monk's business card) You owe me 85 cents.
Natalie: Fine. Take it out of my paycheck.
Monk: Don't think I won't.
Natalie: How'd you get so cheap? Really?!?
Monk: I work for a living! All right? At least I used to. Now I just get bull kelp splashed on me.

Monk: (about his new office) Natalie, you can't afford this.
Natalie: Actually, you're paying for it.
Monk: I can't afford this!
Natalie: Oh yes you can. Remember last month when you got that bonus after solving the Kensington case?
Monk: No... ?
Natalie: That's because I used it for a down payment.
Monk: Grown-ups have a word for that. We call it "embezzlement."

Natalie: What's wrong with those?
Monk: Uh, those are not quite up to snuff. You know me--it's got to be... snuff.

Linda Fusco: Adrian, I've been asking around. Cops, reporters, and they all say that you are the man.
Monk: Well... I am a man.

Natalie: (answering the phone) Adrian Monk Investigation, What is the nature of your problem?
Monk: I'm been kept in a room against my will.
Natalie: You were kidnapped...uh, do you know who did it ?
Monk: Yes. It's my personal assistant, her name is Natalie...Teeger.

Natalie: You can't be afraid to take risks.
Monk: I think I can. In fact I think I already am. Hold on--germs, heights, snakes, milk, needles, risk, yeah it's on there, number 6.

Monk: You know, not everybody feels the same way you do about Grandpa Neville. For example, I was thinking about how much fun it would be to dig up his body and poke it with a big stick.

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Home Monkisms Forums Quote Of The Day Buy Monk on DVD Contribute Other Isms Links Total Isms in the database: 1128	Monkisms for episode Mr. Monk, Private Eye: When Natalie convinces Monk to go into business as a private eye, his first case is a seemingly innocuous fender bender that leads to a far more dangerous investigation. Monk: (After Natalie hands out Monk's business card) You owe me 85 cents. Natalie: Fine. Take it out of my paycheck. Monk: Don't think I won't. Natalie: How'd you get so cheap? Really?!? Monk: I work for a living! All right? At least I used to. Now I just get bull kelp splashed on me. Monk: (about his new office) Natalie, you can't afford this. Natalie: Actually, you're paying for it. Monk: I can't afford this! Natalie: Oh yes you can. Remember last month when you got that bonus after solving the Kensington case? Monk: No... ? Natalie: That's because I used it for a down payment. Monk: Grown-ups have a word for that. We call it "embezzlement." Natalie: What's wrong with those? Monk: Uh, those are not quite up to snuff. You know me--it's got to be... snuff. Linda Fusco: Adrian, I've been asking around. Cops, reporters, and they all say that you are the man. Monk: Well... I am a man. Natalie: (answering the phone) Adrian Monk Investigation, What is the nature of your problem? Monk: I'm been kept in a room against my will. Natalie: You were kidnapped...uh, do you know who did it ? Monk: Yes. It's my personal assistant, her name is Natalie...Teeger. Natalie: You can't be afraid to take risks. Monk: I think I can. In fact I think I already am. Hold on--germs, heights, snakes, milk, needles, risk, yeah it's on there, number 6. Monk: You know, not everybody feels the same way you do about Grandpa Neville. For example, I was thinking about how much fun it would be to dig up his body and poke it with a big stick. Notice something that's missing from this episode? Add It Is there an error that we overlooked? Suggest a Correction
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