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Monkisms for episode Mr. Monk Can't See a Thing:

Monk tries to solve a murder after losing his eyesight.



Monk: Don't expect too much from me--I'm no Mr. Magoo.

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Monk: I have lived my whole life without feeling a drifter's face. I've always been very proud of that. Even on my worst day, I could tell myself, "at least I didn't feel a drifter's face".

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Dr. Kroger: Okay, Adrian, what about your work.
Monk: My work? My work’s great. I’d say I’m operating at or just below Magoo levels.

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Monk: Hope. I hate Hope’s guts.

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Monk: I’m not half the man I was, which was three-quarters of a man, so now I’m…
Disher: 5/16ths of a man.
Monk: Thank you, Randy.
Disher: Oh no, wait, 3/8ths of a man.

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Monk: (in a morgue) What, what do you see?
Stottlemeyer: Uh, people, bloated, laying around, not talking. Kind of like Thanksgiving at my ex-wife's house.

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Monk: I'm back, baby!
Natalie: Mr. Monk, you're talking to a door jamb.

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Natalie: You have an amazing memory!
Monk: Oh, right! I forgot about my amazing memory.

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