Monkisms : Mr. Monk and the Big Game

Monkisms for episode Mr. Monk and the Big Game:

Julie and her friends hire Monk to look into the suspicious death of their basketball coach.

Natalie: Mr. Monk, what are we going to do?
Monk: What do you mean?
Natalie: Can't you see it? They feel so terrible about what happened they're just in complete denial.
Monk: Well, they are offering to pay me $75.
Natalie: Okay, first of all you're not taking their money.
Monk: So you want me to say no?
Natalie: Well, I don't know, you already said yes. Maybe it's a good thing. Maybe... maybe... maybe it'll give them closure. Okay, this is what we are going to do. We're gonna look into it, and then we're gonna sit them down and we're gonna tell them...
Monk: ...that it was all their fault!

Julie: We know it's not what you usually get, but it can count for me as my birthday present.
Monk: Here's the thing. I wasn't planning on buying you a birthday present.

Julie: Is this a bad time?
Monk: Yes.
Emily C.: Should we come back?
Monk: No. It's always a bad time.

Monk: Seems like the coach ran into a lot of bad luck in this room all at once.
Natalie: Well, I guess that's how it happens sometimes.
Monk: Yes, to me, but this happened to someone else.

Monk: Take a look check it out. Up you go.
Natalie: Up you go.
Monk: Up you go.
Natalie: Up you go.
Monk: Up you go.
Natalie: Well, I'm just the assistant, remember?
Monk: I believe the word "assist" is a very large part of the word "assistant." Right? "Assist," from the Latin meaning "Up you go"!

Monk: Ah, this brings back memories. Sitting in the principal's office.
Natalie: You? I can't picture you being sent to the principal's office.
Monk: I wasn't sent. I used to go there on my own. To report on the troublemakers, I was Mr. Campman's eyes and ears. That's what he called me.
Natalie: Ummm, so you spied on other kids
Monk: I was keeping the study hall safe for people like you. You're welcome.

Principal Franklin: Oh yes, we met last year at the Career Day. How have you been?
Monk: The same.
Principal Franklin: Well, I'm sorry to hear that.

Monk: Fine, everybody just go out there and give 100%
Emily C.: But Coach Hayden said we should give 110%
Monk: No, no, that's a bad idea anyway. It's mathematically impossible. Just give 100%, it's a nice round number.
Emily C.: Well I'm going to give 110%.
Monk: Fine, okay, then Julie, you give 90%.
Emily J.: Well I'm going to give 115%.
Monk: For god's sake, fine, then Julie you're done to 75%
Julie: Mr. Monk, how am I supposed to…?
Monk: Just do it! Okay, all right, now that's 110%, 100%, 100% 115%, 75%.

Monk: Natalie, I need a bigger mantel!
Natalie: Mr. Monk, your mother would be so proud.
Monk: Oh, no, she wouldn't. But it's nice of you to say.

Natalie: You okay?
Monk: Girls' bathroom...
Natalie: What are you afraid of? (pokes Monk) Cooties?
Monk: Don't laugh. Jury's still out on cooties. If we could only get more federal funding...

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Home Monkisms Forums Quote Of The Day Buy Monk on DVD Contribute Other Isms Links Total Isms in the database: 1128	Monkisms for episode Mr. Monk and the Big Game: Julie and her friends hire Monk to look into the suspicious death of their basketball coach. Natalie: Mr. Monk, what are we going to do? Monk: What do you mean? Natalie: Can't you see it? They feel so terrible about what happened they're just in complete denial. Monk: Well, they are offering to pay me $75. Natalie: Okay, first of all you're not taking their money. Monk: So you want me to say no? Natalie: Well, I don't know, you already said yes. Maybe it's a good thing. Maybe... maybe... maybe it'll give them closure. Okay, this is what we are going to do. We're gonna look into it, and then we're gonna sit them down and we're gonna tell them... Monk: ...that it was all their fault! Julie: We know it's not what you usually get, but it can count for me as my birthday present. Monk: Here's the thing. I wasn't planning on buying you a birthday present. Julie: Is this a bad time? Monk: Yes. Emily C.: Should we come back? Monk: No. It's always a bad time. Monk: Seems like the coach ran into a lot of bad luck in this room all at once. Natalie: Well, I guess that's how it happens sometimes. Monk: Yes, to me, but this happened to someone else. Monk: Take a look check it out. Up you go. Natalie: Up you go. Monk: Up you go. Natalie: Up you go. Monk: Up you go. Natalie: Well, I'm just the assistant, remember? Monk: I believe the word "assist" is a very large part of the word "assistant." Right? "Assist," from the Latin meaning "Up you go"! Monk: Ah, this brings back memories. Sitting in the principal's office. Natalie: You? I can't picture you being sent to the principal's office. Monk: I wasn't sent. I used to go there on my own. To report on the troublemakers, I was Mr. Campman's eyes and ears. That's what he called me. Natalie: Ummm, so you spied on other kids Monk: I was keeping the study hall safe for people like you. You're welcome. Principal Franklin: Oh yes, we met last year at the Career Day. How have you been? Monk: The same. Principal Franklin: Well, I'm sorry to hear that. Monk: Fine, everybody just go out there and give 100% Emily C.: But Coach Hayden said we should give 110% Monk: No, no, that's a bad idea anyway. It's mathematically impossible. Just give 100%, it's a nice round number. Emily C.: Well I'm going to give 110%. Monk: Fine, okay, then Julie, you give 90%. Emily J.: Well I'm going to give 115%. Monk: For god's sake, fine, then Julie you're done to 75% Julie: Mr. Monk, how am I supposed to…? Monk: Just do it! Okay, all right, now that's 110%, 100%, 100% 115%, 75%. Monk: Natalie, I need a bigger mantel! Natalie: Mr. Monk, your mother would be so proud. Monk: Oh, no, she wouldn't. But it's nice of you to say. Natalie: You okay? Monk: Girls' bathroom... Natalie: What are you afraid of? (pokes Monk) Cooties? Monk: Don't laugh. Jury's still out on cooties. If we could only get more federal funding... Notice something that's missing from this episode? Add It Is there an error that we overlooked? Suggest a Correction
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