Monkisms : Mr. Monk Goes to the Dentist

Monkisms for episode Mr. Monk Goes to the Dentist:

Monk investigates when Lt. Disher thinks he's seen his dentist commit a murder.

Disher: It was as real as you are right now, standing in front of me.
Monk: I'm not standing.

Natalie: This is Randy we're talking about. He'd do anything for you.
Monk: And I'd do anything for him. Except this, Natalie. I can't do it. I have a thing about dentists.
Natalie: You have a thing about everything.
Monk: That's true. But dentists are in a separate category altogether. Okay? I can't even discuss it. I can't even think about discussing it. I can't even talk about thinking about discussing it.

Monk: (to Natalie) I don't get cavities. I brush my teeth twelve times a day and I floss every ninety minutes.

Monk: What's that?
Little Boy: It's a drill.
Monk: Don't be afraid.
Little Boy: I'm not afraid.
Monk: Don't be afraid. Don't be afraid.

Monk: (referring to a wall chart showing gum disease and rotten teeth) I'm pretty sure this is how the Nazis decorated their bunkers.

Dr. Bloom: (offering his hand for Monk to shake) The Adrian Monk? The detective? It's a pleasure to meet you.
Monk: (cringing) Unh! Unh!
Dr. Bloom: Apparently, the pleasure's all mine.

Monk: (to Stottlemeyer) I wasn't really on my game. I have this thing about dentists. Kroger calls it a supermegaphobia. If germs are here and snakes are here, dentists are--You see that branch up there, the second one from the top? The one above that one.

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Home Monkisms Forums Quote Of The Day Buy Monk on DVD Contribute Other Isms Links Total Isms in the database: 1133	Monkisms for episode Mr. Monk Goes to the Dentist: Monk investigates when Lt. Disher thinks he's seen his dentist commit a murder. Disher: It was as real as you are right now, standing in front of me. Monk: I'm not standing. Natalie: This is Randy we're talking about. He'd do anything for you. Monk: And I'd do anything for him. Except this, Natalie. I can't do it. I have a thing about dentists. Natalie: You have a thing about everything. Monk: That's true. But dentists are in a separate category altogether. Okay? I can't even discuss it. I can't even think about discussing it. I can't even talk about thinking about discussing it. Monk: (to Natalie) I don't get cavities. I brush my teeth twelve times a day and I floss every ninety minutes. Monk: What's that? Little Boy: It's a drill. Monk: Don't be afraid. Little Boy: I'm not afraid. Monk: Don't be afraid. Don't be afraid. Monk: (referring to a wall chart showing gum disease and rotten teeth) I'm pretty sure this is how the Nazis decorated their bunkers. Dr. Bloom: (offering his hand for Monk to shake) The Adrian Monk? The detective? It's a pleasure to meet you. Monk: (cringing) Unh! Unh! Dr. Bloom: Apparently, the pleasure's all mine. Monk: (to Stottlemeyer) I wasn't really on my game. I have this thing about dentists. Kroger calls it a supermegaphobia. If germs are here and snakes are here, dentists are--You see that branch up there, the second one from the top? The one above that one. Notice something that's missing from this episode? Add It Is there an error that we overlooked? Suggest a Correction
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