Monkisms : Mr. Monk and the Astronaut

Monkisms for episode Mr. Monk and the Astronaut:

Monk suspects an astronaut of murder despite his airtight alibi: the astronaut was in outer space at the time of the crime.

Monk: (to Natalie) Why don't you ask the captain?
Stottlemeyer: Whatever it is, thank you for asking, but I can't do it.

Monk: (to Julie's class) Who wants to be a detective when they grow up? (several kids raise their hands.) What about you? No? Everybody in your row has their hand up. If you put your hand up, it will be a perfect row. Put your hand up!

Monk: (to Julie's class) A killer has to be perfect. And nobody's perfect.

Monk: I am such a... what do you call it?
Natalie: Wuss. No, Mr. Monk, you are not a wuss.
Monk: Well, I'm not a man. I know that. I'm a mutant. Half man, half wuss. I'm a muss.

Monk: He killed his girlfriend.
Dr. Kroger: Which I do not condone--it's indefensible, of course.

Dr. Kroger: Which of your fears would you like to work on first?
Monk: Glaciers.
Dr. Kroger: Glaciers.
Monk: No. Rodeos. Nah. Glaciers.

Monk: (to Dr. Kroger) Why don't we sit here and name really tall things? I'll go first.

Monk: (to Steve) Could we come, too? I'm a big aviation buff... fan.
Natalie: So true.
Monk: Fan or buff. I love airplanes.
Natalie: Just crazy about the--
Monk: Can't get enough of them.
Natalie: --the takeoff.
Monk: And the wings and all.
Natalie: And, uh, the... the--
Monk: --the rudder.
Natalie: --the landing. You wouldn't mind if we come, do you?

Natalie: Mr. Monk, what are you doing?
Monk: I don't know.
Captain Savo's voice: They're at Ramp Two. He's handling a missile.
Natalie: No, no, no, no! These are missiles. They could be nuclear weapons!
Monk: Then stop me, for the love of God.

Monk: (to Julie, who's trying to pin a Courage badge on him) That can puncture--the skin. People get infected. I'll just hold it, how about that? That's just as good.

Monk: (as Natalie prepares to take a photograph) No flash. No flash. Retinal scarring.

Monk: I can't speak in public.
Natalie: See, that's not true. Remember when I first started working for you and you made that list with all of your fears and phobias, there were one hundred and three things, public speaking wasn't one of them.
Monk: Actually, there were a couple of things I didn't mention; I didn't want you to think I was weird.

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Home Monkisms Forums Quote Of The Day Buy Monk on DVD Contribute Other Isms Links Total Isms in the database: 1128	Monkisms for episode Mr. Monk and the Astronaut: Monk suspects an astronaut of murder despite his airtight alibi: the astronaut was in outer space at the time of the crime. Monk: (to Natalie) Why don't you ask the captain? Stottlemeyer: Whatever it is, thank you for asking, but I can't do it. Monk: (to Julie's class) Who wants to be a detective when they grow up? (several kids raise their hands.) What about you? No? Everybody in your row has their hand up. If you put your hand up, it will be a perfect row. Put your hand up! Monk: (to Julie's class) A killer has to be perfect. And nobody's perfect. Monk: I am such a... what do you call it? Natalie: Wuss. No, Mr. Monk, you are not a wuss. Monk: Well, I'm not a man. I know that. I'm a mutant. Half man, half wuss. I'm a muss. Monk: He killed his girlfriend. Dr. Kroger: Which I do not condone--it's indefensible, of course. Dr. Kroger: Which of your fears would you like to work on first? Monk: Glaciers. Dr. Kroger: Glaciers. Monk: No. Rodeos. Nah. Glaciers. Monk: (to Dr. Kroger) Why don't we sit here and name really tall things? I'll go first. Monk: (to Steve) Could we come, too? I'm a big aviation buff... fan. Natalie: So true. Monk: Fan or buff. I love airplanes. Natalie: Just crazy about the-- Monk: Can't get enough of them. Natalie: --the takeoff. Monk: And the wings and all. Natalie: And, uh, the... the-- Monk: --the rudder. Natalie: --the landing. You wouldn't mind if we come, do you? Natalie: Mr. Monk, what are you doing? Monk: I don't know. Captain Savo's voice: They're at Ramp Two. He's handling a missile. Natalie: No, no, no, no! These are missiles. They could be nuclear weapons! Monk: Then stop me, for the love of God. Monk: (to Julie, who's trying to pin a Courage badge on him) That can puncture--the skin. People get infected. I'll just hold it, how about that? That's just as good. Monk: (as Natalie prepares to take a photograph) No flash. No flash. Retinal scarring. Monk: I can't speak in public. Natalie: See, that's not true. Remember when I first started working for you and you made that list with all of your fears and phobias, there were one hundred and three things, public speaking wasn't one of them. Monk: Actually, there were a couple of things I didn't mention; I didn't want you to think I was weird. Notice something that's missing from this episode? Add It Is there an error that we overlooked? Suggest a Correction
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