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Monkisms for episode Mr. Monk Stays in Bed:

Natalie puts herself in jeopardy to pursue a case when Monk is sick in bed with the flu.



Monk: I use this level to check the other level. It's my level-checking level.

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Monk: Wipe. Wipe. Wipe!
Stottlemeyer: Gee, I'm fresh out.

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Monk: I'm not panicky. Where's the ambulance?

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Natalie: Ninety-nine point nine.
Monk: (groans)
Natalie: (puts the thermometer against a fluorescent light and rereads it) There you go, Mr. Monk. An even hundred.

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Monk: Julie, don't look. Turn around.
Julie: (giggles) I've seen people blow their nose before, Mr. Monk.

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Natalie: (pulling Julie's get-well card out from under the mattress) Were you trying to muffle this?
Monk: I was trying to kill it.

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Monk: Natalie, you have to do your job.
Natalie: I'm sorry, Mr. Monk. I can't. I'm too busy doing yours.

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Monk: (to Julie) It's not exactly a letter. It's what we grownups call a living will.

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Natalie: (on the phone) You have massive internal bleeding?
Monk: (groans) I believe I do. Ahhh. It's my opinion.
Natalie: No, Mr. Monk. You have the flu.

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Monk: I see letters.
Natalie: It's alphabet soup.
Monk: "A."
Natalie: You don't have to eat them in order.

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Monk: (looking for a C in his soup) False alarm. It's a broken Q.

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Stottlemeyer: What is this thing?
Monk: It's a humidifier.
Stottlemeyer: What's that one?
Monk: Dehumidifier.
Stottlemeyer: (long pause) Well, don't they cancel each other out?
Monk: (whispers) Exactly.

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Monk: (to Natalie) Get out of there! But don't forget the cough drops.

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Monk: They always forget the lightswitch.

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