Monkisms : Mr. Monk Stays in Bed

Monkisms for episode Mr. Monk Stays in Bed:

Natalie puts herself in jeopardy to pursue a case when Monk is sick in bed with the flu.

Monk: I use this level to check the other level. It's my level-checking level.

Monk: Wipe. Wipe. Wipe!
Stottlemeyer: Gee, I'm fresh out.

Monk: I'm not panicky. Where's the ambulance?

Natalie: Ninety-nine point nine.
Monk: (groans)
Natalie: (puts the thermometer against a fluorescent light and rereads it) There you go, Mr. Monk. An even hundred.

Monk: Julie, don't look. Turn around.
Julie: (giggles) I've seen people blow their nose before, Mr. Monk.

Natalie: (pulling Julie's get-well card out from under the mattress) Were you trying to muffle this?
Monk: I was trying to kill it.

Monk: Natalie, you have to do your job.
Natalie: I'm sorry, Mr. Monk. I can't. I'm too busy doing yours.

Monk: (to Julie) It's not exactly a letter. It's what we grownups call a living will.

Natalie: (on the phone) You have massive internal bleeding?
Monk: (groans) I believe I do. Ahhh. It's my opinion.
Natalie: No, Mr. Monk. You have the flu.

Monk: I see letters.
Natalie: It's alphabet soup.
Monk: "A."
Natalie: You don't have to eat them in order.

Monk: (looking for a C in his soup) False alarm. It's a broken Q.

Stottlemeyer: What is this thing?
Monk: It's a humidifier.
Stottlemeyer: What's that one?
Monk: Dehumidifier.
Stottlemeyer: (long pause) Well, don't they cancel each other out?
Monk: (whispers) Exactly.

Monk: (to Natalie) Get out of there! But don't forget the cough drops.

Monk: They always forget the lightswitch.

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Home Monkisms Forums Quote Of The Day Buy Monk on DVD Contribute Other Isms Links Total Isms in the database: 1249	Monkisms for episode Mr. Monk Stays in Bed: Natalie puts herself in jeopardy to pursue a case when Monk is sick in bed with the flu. Monk: I use this level to check the other level. It's my level-checking level. Monk: Wipe. Wipe. Wipe! Stottlemeyer: Gee, I'm fresh out. Monk: I'm not panicky. Where's the ambulance? Natalie: Ninety-nine point nine. Monk: (groans) Natalie: (puts the thermometer against a fluorescent light and rereads it) There you go, Mr. Monk. An even hundred. Monk: Julie, don't look. Turn around. Julie: (giggles) I've seen people blow their nose before, Mr. Monk. Natalie: (pulling Julie's get-well card out from under the mattress) Were you trying to muffle this? Monk: I was trying to kill it. Monk: Natalie, you have to do your job. Natalie: I'm sorry, Mr. Monk. I can't. I'm too busy doing yours. Monk: (to Julie) It's not exactly a letter. It's what we grownups call a living will. Natalie: (on the phone) You have massive internal bleeding? Monk: (groans) I believe I do. Ahhh. It's my opinion. Natalie: No, Mr. Monk. You have the flu. Monk: I see letters. Natalie: It's alphabet soup. Monk: "A." Natalie: You don't have to eat them in order. Monk: (looking for a C in his soup) False alarm. It's a broken Q. Stottlemeyer: What is this thing? Monk: It's a humidifier. Stottlemeyer: What's that one? Monk: Dehumidifier. Stottlemeyer: (long pause) Well, don't they cancel each other out? Monk: (whispers) Exactly. Monk: (to Natalie) Get out of there! But don't forget the cough drops. Monk: They always forget the lightswitch. Notice something that's missing from this episode? Add It Is there an error that we overlooked? Suggest a Correction
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