Monkisms : Mr. Monk and the Other Detective

Monkisms for episode Mr. Monk and the Other Detective:

When fellow detective Marty Eels shows up at a crime scene knowing all the answers, has Monk finally met his match, or is Eels cheating?

Monk: Over there.
Natalie: What?
Monk: Dog... doo. Dog... doo.
Natalie: Did you step in it?
Monk: If I stepped in it, I'd be in that ambulance right now, wouldn't I, praying for the sweet release that only death can bring.

Marty: Monk, Monk, sit. Sit anywhere.
Monk: That's okay. I'm not fine.
Marty: (to Natalie) Did he just say he's not fine?
Natalie: Yes.

Stottlemeyer: Monk, sometimes when you're picking up clues, it seems like magic to me. Maybe he's doing something that--that you don't understand.
Monk: I think he's cheating. He's a cheater.
Stottlemeyer: This isn't the fourth grade, Monk.
Monk: He's cheating!
Stottlemeyer: How?
Monk: I don't know.

Monk: What are you doing?
Marty: Mud. You can tell where the car has been.
Monk: From tasting it? He's tasting it!
Natalie: Will that work?
Monk: No! It's nuts!

Marty: He was trying to tell us the name of the man who killed him. Look. He's pointing to his watch.
Monk: No. He's not, Captain.
Marty: Are there any perps who'd do a job like this by the name of--Casio?

Monk: Tell me about this [Dr.] Lowenstein.
Dr. Kroger: Lowenstern. I could introduce you. Office right across the street. He charges four hundred dollars an hour.
Monk: Where--where were you?

Monk: I think I would make a very good teacher.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, you'd make a terrible teacher! It would take you four weeks to correct one paper.

Natalie: Mr. Monk, Fulton College is one hundred miles away. It is up the interstate. It's over a bridge.
Monk: No. I have a blindfold for going over bridges.
Natalie: You'll be driving.
Monk: Good point. I think I can make it if I just sort of peek underneath.

Marty: Thud. Clang. Thud. Clang. Thud. Clang.
Monk: Marty, I've got "thud, clang."

Marty: I heard a clang and a thud.
Monk: A thud and a clang.

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Home Monkisms Forums Quote Of The Day Buy Monk on DVD Contribute Other Isms Links Total Isms in the database: 1128	Monkisms for episode Mr. Monk and the Other Detective: When fellow detective Marty Eels shows up at a crime scene knowing all the answers, has Monk finally met his match, or is Eels cheating? Monk: Over there. Natalie: What? Monk: Dog... doo. Dog... doo. Natalie: Did you step in it? Monk: If I stepped in it, I'd be in that ambulance right now, wouldn't I, praying for the sweet release that only death can bring. Marty: Monk, Monk, sit. Sit anywhere. Monk: That's okay. I'm not fine. Marty: (to Natalie) Did he just say he's not fine? Natalie: Yes. Stottlemeyer: Monk, sometimes when you're picking up clues, it seems like magic to me. Maybe he's doing something that--that you don't understand. Monk: I think he's cheating. He's a cheater. Stottlemeyer: This isn't the fourth grade, Monk. Monk: He's cheating! Stottlemeyer: How? Monk: I don't know. Monk: What are you doing? Marty: Mud. You can tell where the car has been. Monk: From tasting it? He's tasting it! Natalie: Will that work? Monk: No! It's nuts! Marty: He was trying to tell us the name of the man who killed him. Look. He's pointing to his watch. Monk: No. He's not, Captain. Marty: Are there any perps who'd do a job like this by the name of--Casio? Monk: Tell me about this [Dr.] Lowenstein. Dr. Kroger: Lowenstern. I could introduce you. Office right across the street. He charges four hundred dollars an hour. Monk: Where--where were you? Monk: I think I would make a very good teacher. Natalie: Mr. Monk, you'd make a terrible teacher! It would take you four weeks to correct one paper. Natalie: Mr. Monk, Fulton College is one hundred miles away. It is up the interstate. It's over a bridge. Monk: No. I have a blindfold for going over bridges. Natalie: You'll be driving. Monk: Good point. I think I can make it if I just sort of peek underneath. Marty: Thud. Clang. Thud. Clang. Thud. Clang. Monk: Marty, I've got "thud, clang." Marty: I heard a clang and a thud. Monk: A thud and a clang. Notice something that's missing from this episode? Add It Is there an error that we overlooked? Suggest a Correction
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