Monkisms : Mr. Monk Goes to Vegas

Monkisms for episode Mr. Monk Goes to Vegas:

Monk travels to Las Vegas when Captain Stottlemeyer suspects foul play in the death of a millionaire casino owner's wife.

Stottlemeyer: So that means if I'm drunk as a skunk, completely plastered, I'm as smart as you.
Monk: Smarter.

Natalie: Mr. Monk, don't do it.
Stottlemeyer: Mr. Monk, it's Randy.
Monk: I have to do it. It's Randy.

Natalie: (to Stottlemeyer) He gets hooked on everything. He's the most compulsive person I've ever met. He's like a different species.
Monk: Thank you.

Monk: Blackjack. I've heard of that game.
Natalie: It's not a game, believe me.

Monk: Where's your boyfriend [Lewis the bellboy]?
Natalie: Sent him out. Told him I need a certain kind of shampoo.
Monk: Boy, it's like you have superpowers.
Natalie: It's a gift.
Monk: And a curse?
Natalie: No. Just a gift.

Natalie: (referring to the showgirls) Mr. Monk, they're not naked.
Monk: They're nakedish.

Monk: (reading Stottlemeyer's trophy) First place karaoke contest?
Stottlemeyer: Karaoke?
Monk: Do you sing?
Stottlemeyer: Apparently...

Monk: What are you doing?
Natalie: Poking around.
Monk: You can't do that.
Natalie: I can do anything I want.

Monk: There's an old saying. Don't--change--anything. Ever.
Natalie: That's an old saying?
Monk: I've been saying it for years.

Stottlemeyer: I talked to someone.
Monk: Good! There you go. Who?
Stottlemeyer: It was a man. (Pause.) Or a woman.
Monk: Ah. Man or a woman. That narrows it down. So--so--so it wasn't a child.
Stottlemeyer: Could have been.

Monk: Strippers?
Stottlemeyer: Uh, it's okay, Monk, 'cause me and the other married guys, we--we went down the hall until she left.

Stottlemeyer: Where's my pants? Randy, where's my pants?
Disher: You threw 'em out the window.
Stottlemeyer: Why'd I do that?
Disher: One of the girls bet you a dollar you wouldn't.
Stottlemeyer: (taking a dollar out of his boxer shorts waistband) Looks like she paid up.

Natalie: I've done a lot of things you don't know about.
Monk: Really? Like what?
Natalie: Like none of your business.
Monk: You ever done hard time?

Monk: They [the gamblers] look miserable.
Natalie: They are miserable. You might be the happiest person here.

Monk: Vegas? Las Vegas?

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Home Monkisms Forums Quote Of The Day Buy Monk on DVD Contribute Other Isms Links Total Isms in the database: 1133	Monkisms for episode Mr. Monk Goes to Vegas: Monk travels to Las Vegas when Captain Stottlemeyer suspects foul play in the death of a millionaire casino owner's wife. Stottlemeyer: So that means if I'm drunk as a skunk, completely plastered, I'm as smart as you. Monk: Smarter. Natalie: Mr. Monk, don't do it. Stottlemeyer: Mr. Monk, it's Randy. Monk: I have to do it. It's Randy. Natalie: (to Stottlemeyer) He gets hooked on everything. He's the most compulsive person I've ever met. He's like a different species. Monk: Thank you. Monk: Blackjack. I've heard of that game. Natalie: It's not a game, believe me. Monk: Where's your boyfriend [Lewis the bellboy]? Natalie: Sent him out. Told him I need a certain kind of shampoo. Monk: Boy, it's like you have superpowers. Natalie: It's a gift. Monk: And a curse? Natalie: No. Just a gift. Natalie: (referring to the showgirls) Mr. Monk, they're not naked. Monk: They're nakedish. Monk: (reading Stottlemeyer's trophy) First place karaoke contest? Stottlemeyer: Karaoke? Monk: Do you sing? Stottlemeyer: Apparently... Monk: What are you doing? Natalie: Poking around. Monk: You can't do that. Natalie: I can do anything I want. Monk: There's an old saying. Don't--change--anything. Ever. Natalie: That's an old saying? Monk: I've been saying it for years. Stottlemeyer: I talked to someone. Monk: Good! There you go. Who? Stottlemeyer: It was a man. (Pause.) Or a woman. Monk: Ah. Man or a woman. That narrows it down. So--so--so it wasn't a child. Stottlemeyer: Could have been. Monk: Strippers? Stottlemeyer: Uh, it's okay, Monk, 'cause me and the other married guys, we--we went down the hall until she left. Stottlemeyer: Where's my pants? Randy, where's my pants? Disher: You threw 'em out the window. Stottlemeyer: Why'd I do that? Disher: One of the girls bet you a dollar you wouldn't. Stottlemeyer: (taking a dollar out of his boxer shorts waistband) Looks like she paid up. Natalie: I've done a lot of things you don't know about. Monk: Really? Like what? Natalie: Like none of your business. Monk: You ever done hard time? Monk: They [the gamblers] look miserable. Natalie: They are miserable. You might be the happiest person here. Monk: Vegas? Las Vegas? Notice something that's missing from this episode? Add It Is there an error that we overlooked? Suggest a Correction
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