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Monkisms for episode Mr. Monk Gets Stuck in Traffic:

Monk gets stuck in a traffic jam and finds that the cause of the standstill is murder.



Garrett Price: You're right. Wow. You could be a cop.
Monk: I am. At least I used to be.
Garrett: Then we have something in common. Two guys who used to be something.

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Monk: I will give you ten dollars to hold it in.
Julie: Really?
Natalie: What are you doing? You can't pay a person not to pee.
Monk: Best money I ever spent.

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Monk: Well, that was really, you know, fun. Who knew that spending four hours in a car to watch a two-hour field hockey game could be so much fun? Thanks for inviting me.

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Monk: Julie, go back to your mom. Tell her I was right about the paramedic. She'll know what I mean.
Julie: Mr. Monk, she never knows what you mean. Nobody does.

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Monk: Garrett, Garrett, you see this blood?
Garrett: Great. You can't have too much blood.

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Monk: (to members of rock band Korn) Sorry, sorry to interrupt. You have a great sound. Very, very musical. Wish I could understand more of the words.

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Natalie: Mr. Monk, this is a very dangerous job. What if I'm ever in real trouble? Are you going to be there for me?
Monk: I'll be there.
Natalie: See, I don't believe you. It's a two-way street, Mr. Monk. We have to look out for each other.
Monk: I'll be there.

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Natalie: You unbuckled your seatbelt?
Monk: Two-way street.
Natalie: Two-way street.

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Monk: But, Sergeant, there is something wrong here.
Sgt. Parnell: You're absolutely right, sir, and it's you.

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Natalie: Hello, boss.
Monk: Oh. Natalie.
Natalie: And the next time we go someplace, I'm thinking we should leave a little early. You know, to factor in traffic problems, homicide investigations, you getting arrested...

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