Monkisms : Mr. Monk Gets Cabin Fever

Monkisms for episode Mr. Monk Gets Cabin Fever:

When Monk is taken into protective custody after witnessing a Chinese mob killing, he's brought to a remote cabin in the woods where he uncovers another murder.

Stottlemeyer: During your stay your name is Frank Conoway. Here's your ID.
Monk: But this guy doesn't look like me!
Stottlemeyer: Monk, that's a picture of you.
Monk: (Pause.) It is?

Monk: All men are brothers. Every man's... bent antenna diminishes me.
Natalie: What are you talking about?
Monk: I don't know.

Disher & Monk: (together) Oh, my God. I've got it. Here's what happened.

Monk: Stop calling me the Prince of Darkness! That's how rumors get started.

Monk: I am positive I heard a man screaming at 1:15 last night.
Stottlemeyer: That was me. You tied my foot to the bed.

Monk: Captain, I am 100 percent sure that she probably killed him.
Stottlemeyer: What does that mean?
Monk: Ninety-five percent.

Stottlemeyer: Which way, left or right?
Monk: Ummmmm...
Stottlemeyer: Not you!

Monk: I should tell you. I'm afraid of--places.
Natalie: You're always someplace.

Stottlemeyer: I could get used to this.
Monk: Yeah. Nice. You know what would make it even nicer?
Stottlemeyer: Hm?
Monk: If we were someplace else.

Natalie: I know you mean well, but you're bad Karma.
Monk: Bad Karma. Yeah. Bad. Bad.

Stottlemeyer: Top or bottom [bunk]?
Monk: Uh, ummmm...
Stottlemeyer: Okay, I'll flip a coin. Heads or tails?
Monk: Ummmmm...

Monk: (to Stottlemeyer about Natalie) I like her. I trust her. I--I depend on her. (Pause.) She'll probably be quitting soon.

Monk: I've got Nature--Nature on my hand! I need a wipe. (Natalie hands him a leaf.) You can't clean Nature with Nature!

Agent Grooms: I know it's not the Four Seasons, but we've all seen worse.
Monk: I actually don't think I have.

Monk: She's been buying ice all day. That makes sixteen bags she's carried in so far.
Natalie: Maybe she's having a party.
Monk: No food, no beer, no chips, just ice.
Stottlemeyer: Maybe she's having an Adrian Monk party.

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Home Monkisms Forums Quote Of The Day Buy Monk on DVD Contribute Other Isms Links Total Isms in the database: 1128	Monkisms for episode Mr. Monk Gets Cabin Fever: When Monk is taken into protective custody after witnessing a Chinese mob killing, he's brought to a remote cabin in the woods where he uncovers another murder. Stottlemeyer: During your stay your name is Frank Conoway. Here's your ID. Monk: But this guy doesn't look like me! Stottlemeyer: Monk, that's a picture of you. Monk: (Pause.) It is? Monk: All men are brothers. Every man's... bent antenna diminishes me. Natalie: What are you talking about? Monk: I don't know. Disher & Monk: (together) Oh, my God. I've got it. Here's what happened. Monk: Stop calling me the Prince of Darkness! That's how rumors get started. Monk: I am positive I heard a man screaming at 1:15 last night. Stottlemeyer: That was me. You tied my foot to the bed. Monk: Captain, I am 100 percent sure that she probably killed him. Stottlemeyer: What does that mean? Monk: Ninety-five percent. Stottlemeyer: Which way, left or right? Monk: Ummmmm... Stottlemeyer: Not you! Monk: I should tell you. I'm afraid of--places. Natalie: You're always someplace. Stottlemeyer: I could get used to this. Monk: Yeah. Nice. You know what would make it even nicer? Stottlemeyer: Hm? Monk: If we were someplace else. Natalie: I know you mean well, but you're bad Karma. Monk: Bad Karma. Yeah. Bad. Bad. Stottlemeyer: Top or bottom [bunk]? Monk: Uh, ummmm... Stottlemeyer: Okay, I'll flip a coin. Heads or tails? Monk: Ummmmm... Monk: (to Stottlemeyer about Natalie) I like her. I trust her. I--I depend on her. (Pause.) She'll probably be quitting soon. Monk: I've got Nature--Nature on my hand! I need a wipe. (Natalie hands him a leaf.) You can't clean Nature with Nature! Agent Grooms: I know it's not the Four Seasons, but we've all seen worse. Monk: I actually don't think I have. Monk: She's been buying ice all day. That makes sixteen bags she's carried in so far. Natalie: Maybe she's having a party. Monk: No food, no beer, no chips, just ice. Stottlemeyer: Maybe she's having an Adrian Monk party. Notice something that's missing from this episode? Add It Is there an error that we overlooked? Suggest a Correction
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