Monkisms : Mr. Monk vs. the Cobra

Monkisms for episode Mr. Monk vs. the Cobra:

When all signs in a murder investigation point to deceased Kung Fu movie star Sonny Chow, Monk must find the real culprit.

Monk: Here's the thing. I'm a little--shy. I never--I never go barefoot.
Natalie: It's true. I've never seen his feet.
Monk: I've never seen my feet. I might have eighteen toes.

Stottlemeyer: What are you doing?
Monk: Oh, nothing. I'm just polishing the lightbulbs.

Natalie: (as Monk puts a small coin in the jar) It says five dollars.
Monk: Suggested donation. Considered their suggestion. Appreciate their suggestion. Decided to give less.

Monk: (as Natalie is leaving) I'm about to solve the case. Aren't you interested?
Perp: (sneaking up behind Monk) I'm interested. (Knocks Monk out with a shovel.)

Monk: (to Natalie) That came from the coffin? That's a death pillow? You hit me with a death pillow? Give me a wipe!

Natalie: Mr. Monk, this is not in my job description.
Monk: (looking at pickled organs in jars) Oh, that's okay. I'm fine. What a beautiful pancreas.

Monk: Has the master ever heard of athlete's foot?

Master Zee: A great sorrow has entered this room.
Monk: That would be me.

Master Zee: (to Natalie) This man is your employer, your master. It is your job to serve him unquestioningly. (To Monk) I would not pay this woman any more money. You must teach her that wealth is in the heart, not in the bank.
Monk: (to Natalie) It's not in the bank.

Monk: (entering empty museum with Natalie) Looks like we missed the crowd.

Monk: You want to be careful with that [the coffin].
Chris Downey: I've been doing this job since I was eighteen years old. I think I know what I'm doing, right? I don't go down to the station house and tell you how to beat a confession out of some kid.

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Home Monkisms Forums Quote Of The Day Buy Monk on DVD Contribute Other Isms Links Total Isms in the database: 1133	Monkisms for episode Mr. Monk vs. the Cobra: When all signs in a murder investigation point to deceased Kung Fu movie star Sonny Chow, Monk must find the real culprit. Monk: Here's the thing. I'm a little--shy. I never--I never go barefoot. Natalie: It's true. I've never seen his feet. Monk: I've never seen my feet. I might have eighteen toes. Stottlemeyer: What are you doing? Monk: Oh, nothing. I'm just polishing the lightbulbs. Natalie: (as Monk puts a small coin in the jar) It says five dollars. Monk: Suggested donation. Considered their suggestion. Appreciate their suggestion. Decided to give less. Monk: (as Natalie is leaving) I'm about to solve the case. Aren't you interested? Perp: (sneaking up behind Monk) I'm interested. (Knocks Monk out with a shovel.) Monk: (to Natalie) That came from the coffin? That's a death pillow? You hit me with a death pillow? Give me a wipe! Natalie: Mr. Monk, this is not in my job description. Monk: (looking at pickled organs in jars) Oh, that's okay. I'm fine. What a beautiful pancreas. Monk: Has the master ever heard of athlete's foot? Master Zee: A great sorrow has entered this room. Monk: That would be me. Master Zee: (to Natalie) This man is your employer, your master. It is your job to serve him unquestioningly. (To Monk) I would not pay this woman any more money. You must teach her that wealth is in the heart, not in the bank. Monk: (to Natalie) It's not in the bank. Monk: (entering empty museum with Natalie) Looks like we missed the crowd. Monk: You want to be careful with that [the coffin]. Chris Downey: I've been doing this job since I was eighteen years old. I think I know what I'm doing, right? I don't go down to the station house and tell you how to beat a confession out of some kid. Notice something that's missing from this episode? Add It Is there an error that we overlooked? Suggest a Correction
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