Monkisms : Mr. Monk Takes his Medicine

Monkisms for episode Mr. Monk Takes his Medicine:

Monk takes a new medication that alleviates the symptoms of his obsessive-compulsive disorder but impairs his ability to solve crime.

Monk: (to Sharona) It's a conundrum. (Chuckles.) Conundrum... conun-... conundrum. It's a funny word.

Monk: There's something wrong with this [suicide] note.
Sharona: What?
Monk: I don't know. (Tosses the note back.)

Monk: How're you doing, Toy Store?
Disher: What did you call me?
Monk: "Toy Store." Your name's Disher. Dish, plate, Plato, Play-Doh. Where do you buy Play-Doh?
Disher: Toy store.

Monk: (eating the remains of Stottlemeyer's sandwich) I'm hungry. Is that a crime?

Stottlemeyer: (as Monk is hugging him in his hospital bed) Oh, my God. What have you heard?
Monk: What do you mean?
Stottlemeyer: He never hugs anybody. What's wrong with me?

Sharona: It wasn't your fault.
Monk: Yes, it was. It always is.

Sharona: I know you and Stottlemeyer go way back.
Monk: Oh, yeah. We first met two weeks after I became a detective. He was my fourth partner.
Sharona: You had three partners in two weeks?
Monk: Yeah. They were all nice enough guys. But we just didn't really click, you know.
Sharona: That's hard to believe.

Disher: Thank you.
Monk: He's my captain, too.

Trudy: You can still smell me on that old thing [a pillow]?
Monk: Yes, I can. It's your strawberry shampoo, and that lilac lotion you always wore.
Trudy: You never even liked that lotion.
Monk: I love it now... I love it now.

Monk: I'm afraid of change. And I'm afraid of not changing. And I'm afraid of change. And I'm afraid of not changing.

Monk: You can't rush the Monk.
Sharona: "The Monk"?

Monk: The Monk needs a little fresh air. I will see you cats and kittens outside.

Monk: Secret sauce. Fantastic. What's in that?
Burger Girl: They don't tell us.
Monk: So it's like a mystery. Ah. The Monk likes mysteries. I'm a detective.
Burger Girl: I think it's Russian dressing.
Monk: Oh, man. You just ruined it for me.

Monk: You've been a bad boy, Lester. Me and my posse had better have a word with you.

Sharona: (referring to Monk's Hawaiian shirt) What are you wearing?
Monk: It's a little something called style. You wouldn't understand.

Monk: (to Stottlemeyer) You thought I was good before. Wait till you see this. Hey, you might want to take notes or something.

Monk: (to Sharona) You're a big L7. It's a square. That's what you are.

Monk: (to Dr. Kroger) Look at me. I'm--I'm helpless. I'm pathetic. I'm not even a man. Just a broken machine.

Monk: I could never work here. Couldn't wear the uniform. It's not my scene.
Shift supervisor: I would never hire you.

Sharona: You're taking this stuff?
Monk: They're great. You want one?
Sharona: Why didn't you tell me? I'm your nurse.
Monk: This is why. Because I knew you'd bring me down. You're bringing the Monk down, man.

Sharona: Is it you?
Monk: I think so.
Sharona: What happened to the Monk?
Monk: Trudy didn't like him.
Sharona: Neither did I.

Sharona: Adrian, you're sick.
Monk: No, no, I'm well, and you can't stand it, can you? I'm doing fine without you. It drives you crazy.
Sharona: Come on.
Monk: I'm happy, Sharona, for the first time in years, and I love it. I love the Monk.

Monk: Your old man's bringing me down, man. That whole generation. . . .
College Boy: He's younger than you.
Monk: Word.

Monk: A stop sign is not a suggestion!
Sharona: Yes, it is!

Sharona: Where are you going?
Monk: New Orleans.
Sharona: Why?
Monk: Mardi Gras.
Sharona: Mardi Gras? Mardi Gras's not for another nine months!
Monk: You know what they say... Wherever the Monk is, it's Mardi Gras.

Sharona: I missed you.
Monk: I missed me, too.

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Home Monkisms Forums Quote Of The Day Buy Monk on DVD Contribute Other Isms Links Total Isms in the database: 1133	Monkisms for episode Mr. Monk Takes his Medicine: Monk takes a new medication that alleviates the symptoms of his obsessive-compulsive disorder but impairs his ability to solve crime. Monk: (to Sharona) It's a conundrum. (Chuckles.) Conundrum... conun-... conundrum. It's a funny word. Monk: There's something wrong with this [suicide] note. Sharona: What? Monk: I don't know. (Tosses the note back.) Monk: How're you doing, Toy Store? Disher: What did you call me? Monk: "Toy Store." Your name's Disher. Dish, plate, Plato, Play-Doh. Where do you buy Play-Doh? Disher: Toy store. Monk: (eating the remains of Stottlemeyer's sandwich) I'm hungry. Is that a crime? Stottlemeyer: (as Monk is hugging him in his hospital bed) Oh, my God. What have you heard? Monk: What do you mean? Stottlemeyer: He never hugs anybody. What's wrong with me? Sharona: It wasn't your fault. Monk: Yes, it was. It always is. Sharona: I know you and Stottlemeyer go way back. Monk: Oh, yeah. We first met two weeks after I became a detective. He was my fourth partner. Sharona: You had three partners in two weeks? Monk: Yeah. They were all nice enough guys. But we just didn't really click, you know. Sharona: That's hard to believe. Disher: Thank you. Monk: He's my captain, too. Trudy: You can still smell me on that old thing [a pillow]? Monk: Yes, I can. It's your strawberry shampoo, and that lilac lotion you always wore. Trudy: You never even liked that lotion. Monk: I love it now... I love it now. Monk: I'm afraid of change. And I'm afraid of not changing. And I'm afraid of change. And I'm afraid of not changing. Monk: You can't rush the Monk. Sharona: "The Monk"? Monk: The Monk needs a little fresh air. I will see you cats and kittens outside. Monk: Secret sauce. Fantastic. What's in that? Burger Girl: They don't tell us. Monk: So it's like a mystery. Ah. The Monk likes mysteries. I'm a detective. Burger Girl: I think it's Russian dressing. Monk: Oh, man. You just ruined it for me. Monk: You've been a bad boy, Lester. Me and my posse had better have a word with you. Sharona: (referring to Monk's Hawaiian shirt) What are you wearing? Monk: It's a little something called style. You wouldn't understand. Monk: (to Stottlemeyer) You thought I was good before. Wait till you see this. Hey, you might want to take notes or something. Monk: (to Sharona) You're a big L7. It's a square. That's what you are. Monk: (to Dr. Kroger) Look at me. I'm--I'm helpless. I'm pathetic. I'm not even a man. Just a broken machine. Monk: I could never work here. Couldn't wear the uniform. It's not my scene. Shift supervisor: I would never hire you. Sharona: You're taking this stuff? Monk: They're great. You want one? Sharona: Why didn't you tell me? I'm your nurse. Monk: This is why. Because I knew you'd bring me down. You're bringing the Monk down, man. Sharona: Is it you? Monk: I think so. Sharona: What happened to the Monk? Monk: Trudy didn't like him. Sharona: Neither did I. Sharona: Adrian, you're sick. Monk: No, no, I'm well, and you can't stand it, can you? I'm doing fine without you. It drives you crazy. Sharona: Come on. Monk: I'm happy, Sharona, for the first time in years, and I love it. I love the Monk. Monk: Your old man's bringing me down, man. That whole generation. . . . College Boy: He's younger than you. Monk: Word. Monk: A stop sign is not a suggestion! Sharona: Yes, it is! Sharona: Where are you going? Monk: New Orleans. Sharona: Why? Monk: Mardi Gras. Sharona: Mardi Gras? Mardi Gras's not for another nine months! Monk: You know what they say... Wherever the Monk is, it's Mardi Gras. Sharona: I missed you. Monk: I missed me, too. Notice something that's missing from this episode? Add It Is there an error that we overlooked? Suggest a Correction
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