Monkisms : Mr. Monk and the Employee of the Month

Monkisms for episode Mr. Monk and the Employee of the Month:

Monk takes a job at a department store to solve the murder of one of the store's employees.

Joe: (to Monk) You remember a vehicle not scraping on a speed bump? Damn, I've missed you.

Joe: You said try three hundred theories until one fit.
Monk: I said that?
Joe: Yeah. I remember everything you ever said, God help me.

Dr. Kroger: You know, Adrian, I see this all the time. I work with cops. I work with ex-cops. You see terrible things. People lie to you. After awhile, you don't believe anything.
Monk: I--I--I--I--I--
Dr. Kroger: You're going to have to make the leap. You're going to have to trust. Otherwise you're going to be completely alone--and I hope that doesn't happen to you.

Delores: I worked with her [Edna] in housewares. Everything had to be spic and span. She was a porfectionist.
Monk: You mean "perfectionist"?
Delores: I'm not one, so I can say it any damn way I want.

Monk: Tell me about the Lobster Barrel.
Joe: It's a family place. It's noisy, there's a million kids... You wouldn't last five minutes. It's got a great all-you-can-eat buffet with seven different types of shrimp--jumbo shrimp, batter-dipped shrimp, tempura shrimp...
Monk: Okay, stop telling me about the Lobster Barrel.
Joe: ...Barbecue shrimp.
Monk: Stop.

Joe: Eighty-nine-cent commemorative plaque. Would you kill someone to get this?
Monk: I'd kill someone not to get that.

Announcer: Clean up in Aisle 4. Clean up in Aisle 4.
Monk: I got it! I got it, it's mine! I called it, it's mine!

Monk's Lunchbag: A. Monk-–Please Please! Do Not Touch

Monk: The stamps are from the same roll. The edges are uneven, but they fit together--like puzzle pieces.
Joe: I'll be damned. You're still the man.

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Home Monkisms Forums Quote Of The Day Buy Monk on DVD Contribute Other Isms Links Total Isms in the database: 1133	Monkisms for episode Mr. Monk and the Employee of the Month: Monk takes a job at a department store to solve the murder of one of the store's employees. Joe: (to Monk) You remember a vehicle not scraping on a speed bump? Damn, I've missed you. Joe: You said try three hundred theories until one fit. Monk: I said that? Joe: Yeah. I remember everything you ever said, God help me. Dr. Kroger: You know, Adrian, I see this all the time. I work with cops. I work with ex-cops. You see terrible things. People lie to you. After awhile, you don't believe anything. Monk: I--I--I--I--I-- Dr. Kroger: You're going to have to make the leap. You're going to have to trust. Otherwise you're going to be completely alone--and I hope that doesn't happen to you. Delores: I worked with her [Edna] in housewares. Everything had to be spic and span. She was a porfectionist. Monk: You mean "perfectionist"? Delores: I'm not one, so I can say it any damn way I want. Monk: Tell me about the Lobster Barrel. Joe: It's a family place. It's noisy, there's a million kids... You wouldn't last five minutes. It's got a great all-you-can-eat buffet with seven different types of shrimp--jumbo shrimp, batter-dipped shrimp, tempura shrimp... Monk: Okay, stop telling me about the Lobster Barrel. Joe: ...Barbecue shrimp. Monk: Stop. Joe: Eighty-nine-cent commemorative plaque. Would you kill someone to get this? Monk: I'd kill someone not to get that. Announcer: Clean up in Aisle 4. Clean up in Aisle 4. Monk: I got it! I got it, it's mine! I called it, it's mine! Monk's Lunchbag: A. Monk-–Please Please! Do Not Touch Monk: The stamps are from the same roll. The edges are uneven, but they fit together--like puzzle pieces. Joe: I'll be damned. You're still the man. Notice something that's missing from this episode? Add It Is there an error that we overlooked? Suggest a Correction
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