Monkisms : Mr. Monk and the Girl Who Cried Wolf

Monkisms for episode Mr. Monk and the Girl Who Cried Wolf:

The shoe is on the other foot when inexplicable happenings put Sharona's own sanity to the test.

Varla: Is that a clue?
Monk: It's a silver tip from a cowboy boot. Sharona said he was wearing cowboy boots.
Varla: Ooh, maybe it was Garth Brooks. There, I solved the case. (Monk looks excited.) What? Am I right about Garth Brooks?

Monk: I'll see you in hell, Harold!

Stottlemeyer: Maybe [Sharona] needs some time off.
Monk: From what?
Stottlemeyer: From you.

Monk: So how do you like the new white noise machine?
Harold: I don't like it. It's a half decibel louder.
Monk: Exactly!

Varla: Sharona's a good nurse, but she's been treating you like a baby. The party is over, Adrian, because I am going to treat you like a man.
Monk: Don't do that.

Varla: What's that?
Monk: That's turkey-–it's for you.
Varla: You didn't even know I was coming.
Monk: It's yours now.

Monk: What is all this?
Sharona: Scrap paper. I use it for packing material.
Monk: It's all crumpled now.
Varla: It's supposed to be crumpled!

Benjy: (to Monk) What are you doing?
Monk: Putting them away... This is fun. Oh! Two at a time.
Benjy: You're supposed to knock them over.
Monk: Benjy, Benjy, Benjamin... If you knock that one over, they'll all go down, and then you'll have a giant mess. Thank God I was here.

Monk: Wipe.
Varla: Wipe what?
Monk: When I say "wipe," you give me a hand wipe. That's how it works.
Varla: That's how what works?
Monk: It.
Varla: You better get over it real fast.

Varla: I want you to stay with her. 'Cause y'all are the perfect team: Sharona, Monk, and not me!

Sharona: They stole my story! That's plagiarism.
Monk: Actually, it's murder.

Stottlemeyer: So that's the new nurse. How's that going?
Monk: Oh, I love her. Couldn't be better. Help me.

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Home Monkisms Forums Quote Of The Day Buy Monk on DVD Contribute Other Isms Links Total Isms in the database: 1128	Monkisms for episode Mr. Monk and the Girl Who Cried Wolf: The shoe is on the other foot when inexplicable happenings put Sharona's own sanity to the test. Varla: Is that a clue? Monk: It's a silver tip from a cowboy boot. Sharona said he was wearing cowboy boots. Varla: Ooh, maybe it was Garth Brooks. There, I solved the case. (Monk looks excited.) What? Am I right about Garth Brooks? Monk: I'll see you in hell, Harold! Stottlemeyer: Maybe [Sharona] needs some time off. Monk: From what? Stottlemeyer: From you. Monk: So how do you like the new white noise machine? Harold: I don't like it. It's a half decibel louder. Monk: Exactly! Varla: Sharona's a good nurse, but she's been treating you like a baby. The party is over, Adrian, because I am going to treat you like a man. Monk: Don't do that. Varla: What's that? Monk: That's turkey-–it's for you. Varla: You didn't even know I was coming. Monk: It's yours now. Monk: What is all this? Sharona: Scrap paper. I use it for packing material. Monk: It's all crumpled now. Varla: It's supposed to be crumpled! Benjy: (to Monk) What are you doing? Monk: Putting them away... This is fun. Oh! Two at a time. Benjy: You're supposed to knock them over. Monk: Benjy, Benjy, Benjamin... If you knock that one over, they'll all go down, and then you'll have a giant mess. Thank God I was here. Monk: Wipe. Varla: Wipe what? Monk: When I say "wipe," you give me a hand wipe. That's how it works. Varla: That's how what works? Monk: It. Varla: You better get over it real fast. Varla: I want you to stay with her. 'Cause y'all are the perfect team: Sharona, Monk, and not me! Sharona: They stole my story! That's plagiarism. Monk: Actually, it's murder. Stottlemeyer: So that's the new nurse. How's that going? Monk: Oh, I love her. Couldn't be better. Help me. Notice something that's missing from this episode? Add It Is there an error that we overlooked? Suggest a Correction
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