Monkisms : Mr. Monk Gets Fired

Monkisms for episode Mr. Monk Gets Fired:

Monk must find the evidence to put away a grisly murderer and regain his detective's license from the grouchy new police commissioner.

Job interviewer: What do you think is your greatest strength?
Monk: (Long pause as he searches for an answer.) My decisiveness.

Job Interviewer: (looking at stack of papers) How many magazines did you read?
Monk: Just one.

Job interviewer: Any questions for me?
Adrian: If I get the job, would I get this chair?
Job interviewer: (Smiles at him.) Not while I'm here.

Dr. Kroger: Adrian, just a little pointer here. You don't have to keep saying "car bomb."
Adrian: Okay, I'll just say "bomb."

Monk: You think your house is that clean, mister? You don't know the meaning of the word "clean."

Monk: I haven't had a job interview in twenty years.
Dr. Kroger: You're going to be fine. You just have to be your... (long pause)

Monk: I'm doing a jig.
Sharona: That's not a jig.
Monk: What is it, then?
Sharona: I don't know, and I don't want to know.

Monk: (to Sharona) I was a cop. That's all I ever wanted to be. Couldn't fix the whole world, I knew that, but I could fix little parts of it, one little piece at a time. Put things back together. I--I need it. I need it. I miss it. I miss it so much.

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Home Monkisms Forums Quote Of The Day Buy Monk on DVD Contribute Other Isms Links Total Isms in the database: 1128	Monkisms for episode Mr. Monk Gets Fired: Monk must find the evidence to put away a grisly murderer and regain his detective's license from the grouchy new police commissioner. Job interviewer: What do you think is your greatest strength? Monk: (Long pause as he searches for an answer.) My decisiveness. Job Interviewer: (looking at stack of papers) How many magazines did you read? Monk: Just one. Job interviewer: Any questions for me? Adrian: If I get the job, would I get this chair? Job interviewer: (Smiles at him.) Not while I'm here. Dr. Kroger: Adrian, just a little pointer here. You don't have to keep saying "car bomb." Adrian: Okay, I'll just say "bomb." Monk: You think your house is that clean, mister? You don't know the meaning of the word "clean." Monk: I haven't had a job interview in twenty years. Dr. Kroger: You're going to be fine. You just have to be your... (long pause) Monk: I'm doing a jig. Sharona: That's not a jig. Monk: What is it, then? Sharona: I don't know, and I don't want to know. Monk: (to Sharona) I was a cop. That's all I ever wanted to be. Couldn't fix the whole world, I knew that, but I could fix little parts of it, one little piece at a time. Put things back together. I--I need it. I need it. I miss it. I miss it so much. Notice something that's missing from this episode? Add It Is there an error that we overlooked? Suggest a Correction
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