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Monkism (n) -
A comment, normally a one-liner, generally an unexpected and sometimes depressing response. Something Adrian Monk would say.
Welcome to the new Monkisms.com. This site has the show organized into individual seasons and episodes, along with air-dates. Click on "Monkisms" to the left to view the individual episodes, and click on an episode to view the Monkisms for that episode.
We're just starting out, so the database is a bit sparse. But from continued contributions from dedicated Monk fans like you, we'll have our database full of quirky Monk sayings.
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Recent Additions:
Monk: Please!
Natalie: No.
Monk: Please! I'm saying please.
Natalie: I'm sorry, Mr. Monk, I'm not moving.
Monk: It's humiliating. Look at me, I'm last in line.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, there are two of us, and you're second.
Monk: Out of two. Second out of two. We call that last.
Monk: No matter how bad things got, I knew if I could just make it to Tuesday night--8:00, Tuesday night--everything would be okay. It would all make sense, at least for half an hour. They were like my other family. who am I kidding? My real family was my other family.
Kim Kelly: She needs a bodyguard.
Monk: Bodyguard, right.
Kim Kelly: Someone we can trust. I know you're busy...
Monk: Oh, I'll do it.
Kim Kelly: Okay. A thousand dollars a week, is that fair?
Monk: Ummm. Okay, it's a deal. I can't pay it all at once.
Kim Kelly: No, we would pay you.
Monk: Oh, even better.
Monk: A mirror? Oh, very good. Excellent precaution. I see, so that if you're lying in bed and someone breaks in through that door... you have the... triangul...or... I don't get it.
Christine Rapp: It's more of a personal thing. You know, you should really read my book.
Christine Rapp: Shy, huh? I like that in a man.
Kim Kelly: She likes anything in a man.
A comment, normally a one-liner, generally an unexpected and sometimes depressing response. Something Adrian Monk would say.
Welcome to the new Monkisms.com. This site has the show organized into individual seasons and episodes, along with air-dates. Click on "Monkisms" to the left to view the individual episodes, and click on an episode to view the Monkisms for that episode.
We're just starting out, so the database is a bit sparse. But from continued contributions from dedicated Monk fans like you, we'll have our database full of quirky Monk sayings.
If you have suggestions of other items that you'd like added to the site, Email Us.
Recent Additions:
Monk: Please!
Natalie: No.
Monk: Please! I'm saying please.
Natalie: I'm sorry, Mr. Monk, I'm not moving.
Monk: It's humiliating. Look at me, I'm last in line.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, there are two of us, and you're second.
Monk: Out of two. Second out of two. We call that last.
Monk: No matter how bad things got, I knew if I could just make it to Tuesday night--8:00, Tuesday night--everything would be okay. It would all make sense, at least for half an hour. They were like my other family. who am I kidding? My real family was my other family.
Kim Kelly: She needs a bodyguard.
Monk: Bodyguard, right.
Kim Kelly: Someone we can trust. I know you're busy...
Monk: Oh, I'll do it.
Kim Kelly: Okay. A thousand dollars a week, is that fair?
Monk: Ummm. Okay, it's a deal. I can't pay it all at once.
Kim Kelly: No, we would pay you.
Monk: Oh, even better.
Monk: A mirror? Oh, very good. Excellent precaution. I see, so that if you're lying in bed and someone breaks in through that door... you have the... triangul...or... I don't get it.
Christine Rapp: It's more of a personal thing. You know, you should really read my book.
Christine Rapp: Shy, huh? I like that in a man.
Kim Kelly: She likes anything in a man.